Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

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  1. teletimetx

    teletimetx Doctor of Teleocity

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    Kfan is like Michael Collins on Apollo 11. Gets to drive the bus around the block while someone else gets to moonwalk.
     
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    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

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    Ttx gets to ride on the bus. It’s a special bus. Lots of special people on it. None more so than ttx.


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    dlew was arrested at the terminal. When they cuffed him he asked "Isn't this a buss station?"
     
  4. Lake Placid Blue

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    Kfan went to prison just to get a train ride with the guys.
     
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    LPB bought a van in Reno...just to watch it drive.
     
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    Once rusty learned the fine art of hot wiring, he no longer had need of car dealers, loan officers and insurance agents, or social leeches as he calls them.
     
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    teletimetx Doctor of Teleocity

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    Kfan, he been saving nickels, he been saving dimes, trying to get back to happier times.

    It's that whole "work 'til the sun don't shine" thing that is problematic.

    "Why can't they just mail me a paycheck?"
     
  8. Lake Placid Blue

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    3T wants to stick it where the sun don’t shine. Whatever that means. Back door Snake Farm. Dark side of the moon.
     
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    Lunar “Percy” Bonerschmidt still thinks that the moon revolves around the earth. He has committed to extensive research to prove his point. He says, “ I can almost prove it. Go out and look at the moon, and note it’s position. Go inside, then come out an hour later. The moon moved!”
     
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    Stringy's bromance line with LPB is "You move me". An ungodly rendition of "Wild Thing" follows. I heard the stories...hope I never have to actually witness that.
     
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    Kfan thinks Mississippi Fred McDowell did a pour job covering the Stones song “You Got to Move”.
     
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    If Rusty isn't lying he's flipping the information around his suit his own purposes
     
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    Kflam raises porpoises and snakes.
     
  14. Rustbucket

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    Stringy raises snakes on porpoise. Snake Farm.
     
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    Rusty has a One Eyed Arizona Pant Snake that he’s raised since his youth. He plays with it all the time. Whatever that means. Solo Snake Farm.
     
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    teletimetx Doctor of Teleocity

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    LPB has one of those one-eyed trouser mouses. Had trouble raising it though. TSTFW. Whatever that means. Ant farm.
     
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    3T has an innie... not an outie.
     
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    LPB got called outie in the third innie.

    Who’s on First?: Snake Farm.
     
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    Rusty goes by the honor system and just assumes the position, lets the guys decide who's on first. Choo-Choo Snake farm, no need to "Take A Number"
     
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    Kartoon Face was down at muscle beach yesterday and got sand kicked in his face.....by a girl!
     
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