Make up a lie about the poster above you - part 3

Discussion in 'Epic Threads' started by teletimetx, Jun 24, 2014.

  1. Kirchensfan

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    LPB finally landed that sweet government job he always wanted. He's in charge of Fast Food used grease and oil disposal for all of California. Great deal he told me.. he only has to pay the state $500/wk.
     
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    That last lie has been known to cause cancer in the State of California.
     
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  3. teletimetx

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    The proximity of certain Arizona guitar players is on the same list of cancer-causing conditions in California.
     
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  4. Kirchensfan

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    3T's guitar playing is the leading cause of shattered nerves and self-induced ear damage in Texas.
     
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    The toxicity of Kfan's lies has led the state of NJ to declare his neighborhood a Super Fund site. They can't control it, they can only hope to contain it.
     
  6. Kirchensfan

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    TeleBrew has been sand bagged to protect the innocent.
     
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    Interesting. Usually when Kfan is talking about TB, he mentions some other kind of bagging? I don't know, these Jersey people, way too sophisticated.
     
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    What 3T dates and calls women the rest of us called bags
     
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    What Kfan dates and refers to as "women" the rest of us call hags.
     
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    TeleBrew will date any female that is still breathing.
     
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    Super Mike is the governor of Nebraska.

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    It's getting pretty windy in SB's neck of the woods, but he hardly notices.

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    Tbrew bought a new pair of memory foam shoes so he wouldn’t forget why he walked into the kitchen
     
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    Cobra’s memory foam pillow tried to forget what his face looked like, but it still had nightmares for a week.
     
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    Rusty’s haircut was a waste of money..... we can still see his face.
     
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    When LPB gets a haircut it comes with a free bowl of soup as well
     
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    Cobra has to go to the dentist to get a haircut.
     
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    LPB has never been to the dentist. Or a barber.

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  19. Rustbucket

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    TeleBrew is a big fan of LPB...err at least he was the guy who placed a big fan in front of him for that photo.
     
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    Rusty’s idea of a hair cut involves a bowl on top of his head. You know...for that page boy look
     
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