Last night movie review.

[johnny k]

Buttcrack.

From Imdb
The gun-totin', Bible-thumpin' Preacher Man Bob must right the universal karma accidently set wrong when Brian inadvertantlty kills his obnoxious butt-cleavaged roommate, Wade.

Not so good, not so good. I watched it because it has Mojo Nixon in it and i love mojo, he plays a preacher.

You can skip that one, except if you like mojo nixon and want to see him "act".

 

[drf64]

Isn’t “butt-cleavaged” a normal anatomical state?

 

[Fearnot]

I can't imagine any reasonable scenario where I go out and pay money to see something called 'Buttcrack.' Thanks anyway.

 

[Brad Pittiful]

if you dont have mojo nixon...your movie could use some fixin

 

[Mr Gunny]

if you dont have mojo nixon...your movie could use some fixin

Beat me to it. Love the Dead Milkmen.

 

[Toto'sDad]

Once again, I know something is happening, but I don't know what. It's tough being Mr. Jones.

 

[Greggorios]

I can't imagine any reasonable scenario where I go out and pay money to see something called 'Buttcrack.' Thanks anyway.

, I can relate...it's not like "Buttcrack": starring Meryl Steep and Sir Lawrence Olivier...or even Pee Wee Herman...

 

[johnny k]

Isn’t “butt-cleavaged” a normal anatomical state?

It is but this character has his pants down and his buttcrack is always showing.

 

[Greggorios]

It is but this character has his pants down and his buttcrack is always showing.

Or what we affectionately call, Plumbers Butt:

 

[rolandson]

Some radio talking head sports lady-person in Seattle, who went by the moniker "The Sports Babe", referred to Portland as "the Plumbers Butt of the northwest"...

People in Portland were outraged.

I think she got it right. Portland is rather constipated too. So it makes sense.

 

[johnny k]

Or what we affectionately call, Plumbers Butt:

funnily enough, here we call that the plumber' smile.

 

[johnny k]

By the way, you can post your reviews as well if you feel like it.

 

[MattyK-USA]

Well, we watched the last Terminator movie. No buttcracks nor Mojo Nixons were observed, but we still enjoyed the movie. It helps when you realize that it's the same movie, again, that the last 3 were.

 

[johnny k]

Alien 4 resurrection.

plot from imdb
200 years after her death, Ellen Ripley is revived as a powerful human/alien hybrid clone. Along with a crew of space pirates, she must again battle the deadly aliens and stop them from reaching Earth.

Well, that is an entertaining movie. I wouldn't say necessarily say very good, and it is definitely not on par with the 1st one, which had that scary atmosphere. And the novelty of the 1st movie wore off a bit.
So i guess from my fav to least favorite, alien, alien 3, alien resurection, aliens.

 

[matmosphere]

Great Balls of Fire is a good movie if you’re looking for a Mono Nixon fix. But for me his turn as the spirit of rock n roll in Rock N Roll High School Forever is where it’s at. Fun but not as good as the first one, but Mojo’s part is so excellent.

probably 25 years ago I was sitting in my buddies apartment getting ready to go watch Mojo play a show at Canal Street Tavern in Dayton, and that movie was on Comedy Central. We had it on but had no idea he was in it. We were half watching it when he burst out of the closet and we both started dying with laughter cause we instantly recognized him. Crazy stuff.

later at the show Mojo was showing everyone a sing along part for the next song and threatened something like “y’all Yankees better f-in sing or I’m gonna grab that guy and f him in the ass if you don’t”. As he pointed straight at me! Hahaha. I’m not gonna lie, I was a little scared, but it was a great time. Really fun show!


I think I paid the door guy with a thirty.

 

[johnny k]

Great Balls of Fire is a good movie if you’re looking for a Mono Nixon fix. But for me his turn as the spirit of rock n roll in Rock N Roll High School Forever is where it’s at. Fun but not as good as the first one, but Mojo’s part is so excellent.

probably 25 years ago I was sitting in my buddies apartment getting ready to go watch Mojo play a show at Canal Street Tavern in Dayton, and that movie was on Comedy Central. We had it on but had no idea he was in it. We were half watching it when he burst out of the closet and we both started dying with laughter cause we instantly recognized him. Crazy stuff.

later at the show Mojo was showing everyone a sing along part for the next song and threatened something like “y’all Yankees better f-in sing or I’m gonna grab that guy and f him in the ass if you don’t”. As he pointed straight at me! Hahaha. I’m not gonna lie, I was a little scared, but it was a great time. Really fun show!


I think I paid the door guy with a thirty.

I have seen great balls of fire, but not rock and roll high school. I need to check that one out.
He also appeared very quickly in the super mario bros the movie. With.... Denis Hopper !

I watched Hellraiser 8 hellworld. The story according to IMDb
Gamers playing a MMORPG based on the "Hellraiser" films find their lives endangered after being invited to a rave, the host of which intends to show them the truth behind the Cenobite mythos

It is not terrible, but it is not so good either. It looks more like a teenage slasher movie than a hellraiser movie. It lacks the weirdness. But hey, after 7 movies, what can you complain about ?

 

[MattyK-USA]

Well, I didn't watch a movie, but the latest Hot Ones on YouTube with Margot Robbie as the guest was... captivating.

Also, I have new respect for her resolve. Dang.

 

[Obsessed]

Butt crack:

 

[matmosphere]

I have seen great balls of fire, but not rock and roll high school. I need to check that one out.
He also appeared very quickly in the super mario bros the movie. With.... Denis Hopper !

I watched Hellraiser 8 hellworld. The story according to IMDb
Gamers playing a MMORPG based on the "Hellraiser" films find their lives endangered after being invited to a rave, the host of which intends to show them the truth behind the Cenobite mythos

It is not terrible, but it is not so good either. It looks more like a teenage slasher movie than a hellraiser movie. It lacks the weirdness. But hey, after 7 movies, what can you complain about ?

So be aware that Rock N' Roll High School and Rock N' Roll High School Forever are two very different movies. The first one has the Ramones and is super great I'd recommend it to anybody who enjoys fun and remembers high school at all, the second (forever) was made much later (it stars Cory Feldman) and is, to say it nicely, less great. It's a little boring and their idea of Rock N Roll is a little different than mine, but Mojo Nixon is ridiculously awesome in it and if you're a Mojo fan it is absolutely worth watching just for the one scene.

Rock N' Roll High School though is a must see movie in my opinion. It is kinda cheesy and silly but the end is pretty much every high schoolers dream come true. Plus you'll understand why Riff Randal and the Rockometers might be the greatest brandname that has never been used. Eagle Bower is also a particularly fantastic caricature of something that every high schooler wants to find in the bathroom.

 

[johnny k]

Ernest scared stupid

Plot according to imdb
Ernest accidentally unleashes an ugly troll that plots to transform children into wooden dolls in the town of Briarville, Missouri.

I had never heard about jim varney until an episode of the angry video game nerd about that movie. It is a family movie i guess, but i don't have kids. It is entertaining, like most kid movies do.
Fun fact: i noticed after the AVGN review, some troll masks really look like some of the costumes from killer klowns from outer space. That is because they are from killer klowns.

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3407253/ever-spot-killer-klowns-ernest-scared-stupid/