Ketchup on this news!

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    Condiment conundrum? This bottle helps it pour perfectly...
     
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    A new milestone in the dumbing down of humanity.
     
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    Sadly, some people will buy it just because of that.
     
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    Ahh, you realized their angle. ;)
     
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    While we're on the subject, has anyone measured the max effective range of the Heinz squeeze bottle?
     
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    Is it available in a left handed version?
     
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    Has anyone here heard about ... marketing?
     
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    Overall it looks like a pour marketing strategy. I guess they guys in advertising condi-ment to a slump in sales. That might have management hitting the bottle! They mustard figured this would help. I'm a-mayonnaised what corporations will do to get out of the red. If I was a stockholder I would pepper them with questions at the board meeting. I hear it's next fry-day.
     
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    How ra-cha you are!
     
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    You're talking about Heinz, the company that just released the creepy Ed Sheeran-skin-tattoo-bottle. Seriously, is 'Buffalo Bill' running their marketing department now?


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    PUT THE KETCHUP IN THE BASKET!!!
     
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    I was not aware that it was still sold in glass bottles. We have it in plastic, squeeze and it comes out, even in the space station.
     
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    Finally, a thixotropic topic!
     
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    All those years and money spent in marketing school. Just to learn how to slap a label on crooked!
     
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    Hello Heinz, I larger mouth bottle would solve your century old f***ing problem.:mad:
     
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    I'll buy if it comes in glass rather than plastic. That's what they should be advertising.
     
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    I make my own and put in jars, I spoon it out...
     
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    It’s a viscous cycle.:twisted::lol:
     
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