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Keith Richards????

Discussion in 'Telecaster Discussion Forum' started by 1charger69, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. admiralbob77

    admiralbob77 Tele-Meister

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    Keef will perish in five billion years when the Earth falls in the sun. That's about it. :)
     
  2. Targ

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    NY post article, and not all that far out there when you consider what Keith himself said.

    "Her son made headlines earlier this month when he infamously told an interviewer he had mixed some of late dad Bert's ashes with cocaine — and then snorted them up his nose as a tribute to his old man.

    "He was cremated, and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. It went pretty well, and I'm still alive," the wrinkly but still renegade rocker said at the time."
     
  3. Alamo

    Alamo Doctor of Teleocity

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    Stuff it, Mates!


    worst thread ever^^
     
  4. podboy3

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    Well now it's over...... there is no way in Haiti that man will survive sobriety! I say there will be an emergency call, medics on the scene, and he will be wheel to an ambulance with a bourbon IV drip to replenish his fluids.
     
  5. TWANGNUT

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    :eek:
     
  6. david_lewis93

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    He aint dead,,,,,he just looks and smells like it .
     
  7. Mad Kiwi

    Mad Kiwi Friend of Leo's

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    Dude, he got fixed up in New Zealand!!!!

    Thats like calling America/USA.......Canada!!!

    Im still smarting.

    Because I race Motocross down here in NEW ZEALAND i get to spend a lot of time in hospital, physio etc. One of the top private hospitals here has a large picture of Keith signed and thanking all the staff for looking after him so well from the coconut tree incident.

    I reckon he seems like a bloody good, down to earth bloke.
     
  8. Maxwell Street

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    Yeah....Keith's dead. But it's a big secret so don't tell anyone... :lol: His double will be filling in for him on the next tour...
     
  9. Bayou_Picker

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    The Rolling Stones? More like The Strolling Bones!
     
  10. FILTHYJOE

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    "But we've got to verify it legally, to see
    If he Is morally, ethic'lly Spiritually, physically Positively, absolutely
    Undeniably and reliably Dead
    As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him.
    And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead."

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    Nice coffin. Kinda luxurious.

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  11. Bayou_Picker

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    He looked like he was 80, back in the 80's.
     
  12. Telehogger

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    After all is said and done, the cigarettes will probably kill him.
     
  13. Chris Winsemius

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    I do have the same impression of him, and lots of humor too!!!
     
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