Keith Richards Is Still Not Dead Yet

[Guitarzan]

With all the bad news of deaths of people like Bowie, Frye, etc., I am informing you of important news to cheer you up.

Remarkably, Keith Richards is still not dead yet.

One of the departed was quoted as saying with his last breath, "Richards still lives!"

 

[ThermionicScott]

SHHHHHH! Don't jinx him!

 

[Frodebro]

He died in 1975, Jagger just hasn't bothered telling him yet because they're still packing stadiums.

 

[OlRedNeckHippy]

"Keith Richards Found Not Dead in San Francisco Hotel"

http://www.ncscooper.com/keith-richards-found-not-dead-in-san-francisco-hotel/

....“With a very heavy heart, I am sad to announce that sometime early this morning, Rolling Stones guitarist, Keith Richards was found still alive.” said Ms. D’lune choking back tears,......"

 

[darkwaters]

For a dead guy, his last album was pretty good.

 

[memorex]

After the Armegeddon, there will only be cockroaches and Keith Richards.

 

[Toto'sDad]

He looks pretty good for a guy going on a hundred and fifty.

 

[surfoverb]

yea but he smells funny.

 

[brookdalebill]

He can't die, I won't allow it.
He's irreplaceable!

 

[Middleman]

I think he is a positive endorsement for the benefits of complete blood transfusions every once in awhile. Doesn't look all the great, but still breathing.

Forgive me Keith.

 

[Monotremata]

After the Armegeddon, there will only be cockroaches and Keith Richards.

And Boss pedals..

 

[Obsessed]

Just goes to show, "live life to it's fullest because there are no guarantees" and with lucky Keefer it has gone the other way for him.

 

[bchaffin72]

yea but he smells funny.

Doesn't look all the great,

So, he'd even survive the Zombie Apocalypse, able to pass freely through them with none taking notice.

 

[Toto'sDad]

yea but he smells funny.

Problem solved:

 

[surfoverb]

funny story he tells when his Mom was on her death bed,
he played guitar while she slept and the next day
his daughter asked her if she heard him playing and she said,
"yes-I knew it was him because it was out of tune"
lol

 

[Obsessed]

He might even surpass the Anthropocene.

 

[Alamo]

Yup, Keith's still rollin'

 

[tery]

....... the last time I seen Keith he was partying like a Rock Star .

 

[tvvoodoo]

Somebody outta check to see if he actually has a reflection in a mirror

 

[Tazz3]

He is alive lol