I say “pumpkin pie haircut” ALL the time, usually when I see someone with a “Dutch boy” type haircut
Had no idea anyone else actually used this!
I’ve found you brother!
I was canoeing in the Waccamaw Swamp in NC. The water is dark with tannin, and if you slapped the water with your paddle, the water moccasins would rain down out of the cypress trees. So you didn't do that. At one point, I was just trailing my fingers in the water, enjoying the quiet. The guide said, I wouldn't do that if I were you. The alligator gar here will take your hand and pull you right in.