Man Answers Iron instead of Phone, Burns Half His Face from : http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/man-answers-iron-instead-of-phone-burns-half-his-face.html He picked up the receiver, put it to his ear, but all he could hear was the sizzling sound of his face burning. The excruciating pain woke him up, and he realized he had picked up the hot iron instead of the phone. And if that wasn’t bad enough, as he ran to the bathroom to put some cold water on his face, he bashed his left eye against the door, and added even more pain as well as a black eye to the mix. Tomazs told Polish reporters he looked as if he had come out of a boxing game himself. Luckily, doctors say the burns are not that serious, and he’ll make a full recovery. As for Mr. Paczkowski, he swears he will never watch boxing on TV again. There’s your mistake right there, friend, it’s housework you should have stayed away from in the first place, we’re just not cut out for it. Seeing his country of origin (Tomasz Paczkowski,)tells me this is a fake story... Still there has got to be a joke in there somewhere.