Joke in there somewhere ...

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  1. hannigan

    hannigan Friend of Leo's

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    Man Answers Iron instead of Phone, Burns Half His Face

    from : http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/man-answers-iron-instead-of-phone-burns-half-his-face.html

    He picked up the receiver, put it to his ear, but all he could hear was the sizzling sound of his face burning. The excruciating pain woke him up, and he realized he had picked up the hot iron instead of the phone. And if that wasn’t bad enough, as he ran to the bathroom to put some cold water on his face, he bashed his left eye against the door, and added even more pain as well as a black eye to the mix. Tomazs told Polish reporters he looked as if he had come out of a boxing game himself. Luckily, doctors say the burns are not that serious, and he’ll make a full recovery. As for Mr. Paczkowski, he swears he will never watch boxing on TV again. There’s your mistake right there, friend, it’s housework you should have stayed away from in the first place, we’re just not cut out for it.

    Seeing his country of origin (Tomasz Paczkowski,)tells me this is a fake story...
    Still there has got to be a joke in there somewhere.:)
     
  2. w3stie

    w3stie Poster Extraordinaire

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    No, it's a true story .... like the Irish vandals who went to a drive-in movie and slashed the seats.
     
  3. Jupiter

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    I read about this. On the way out of the bathroom, he slipped on a banana peel and fell out the window. Then a piano fell on him. And the bump on his head lifted up the piano.
     
  4. boris bubbanov

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    Now, I know you're funning me.

    The bump on his head wouldn't do that.

    Would it? :confused:
     
  5. O- Fender

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    I remember a joke from when I was young.

    Two women meet for coffee. One has burns on each side of her face.
    "How did you get that burn on your face?"
    "Someone phoned when I was ironing."
    "How come there's a burn on the other side?"
    "The S.O.B. called back."
     
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