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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by blowtorch, Feb 10, 2017.
A forum member tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game!
I've got a new pop science book about anti-gravity research.
I'll tell you, I can't put it down!
Kid 'Mummy. Does Santa live in Brazil?'
Mum No. Why did you say that honey?
Kid Well, all my Christmas presents say they came from Amazon
"Damn, the marquee's collapsed"
"Oh no! It's a portent!"
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
Did you know that before becoming a singer Ozzy Osborne was a comedian?
He was know as Komic Ozzy . . .
Did you know that if model Claudia Schiffer married Brains from the Thunderbirds, she'd be Claudia Schiffer-Brains.
You could like it, then post about you liking it and then post on facebook/twitter/etc about you posting that you liked it. Then get a friend to take a picture of you liking it and then have them post it.
Probably need to hashtag something too.
That works, or doesn't work, according to your accent...
...and if Isla Blair married Barry White, then divorced him and married Brian Ferry, she'd be Isla White-Ferry.
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she would be Ella Vader.
If Bea Arthur married Sting she would be Bea Sting.
Chuck berry should have married Berry Gordy. Then you'd get berry berry. Or chuck berry-Gordy.
And of course the drummer from the Band and the werewolf from London would give us Levon Zevon.
Actually a friend of mine, A young lady with the last name of "Bader" worked for the Cousteau Society In the 80's and became a diving instructor.
Yep Dive MasterBader !
A know a Mike Hunt
If Anita Hill married Moby Dick......
Well, you can't marry a whale
I found this on the internet so I can't take credit for it:
On guitarist said to another:
"I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I have been noticing strange things happening when I get home. Her mobile phone rings and she steps outside to answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later". When I ask her who called she gets evasive. Sometimes she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way. I once picked up the extension while she was on the phone and she got very angry.
A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the idea to find out for myself what was really happening. I said, "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it at the gig and see if she comes into the venue, and who she comes in with". He agreed.
Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view. It wasn't long before I saw my wife come in with another guy. He bought them drinks and they sat down, conversing flirtatiously with each other. Then, after a while, he got up to go to the bathroom, and she started flirting with the bartender! She wrote something (I'm assuming her cell number) on a bar napkin and gave it to him. He gave her a wink and a nod. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. My wife - the sweet little coquette!! At this point it was getting awfully warm for me. I was sweating. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the other three. Is this something I can fix myself or do need to take it to a technician?"
If Yoko Ono married Dwight Yokam, she'd be Yoko Yokam.
If Whitney Houston married Gene Pitney.. you can work out the rest..