Joke for Friday

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  1. Blue Bill

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    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear.

    "Doc, my brother thinks he's a chicken." Doctor: "Have you gotten any help for him?" "Well, no. We need the eggs."
     
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    Blonde gets hired by a contractor because she's cute.
    They send her into the lumber yard for supplies.
    -I need 4x2's
    -You mean 2x4's?
    -Oh...yeah...2x4's
    -How long?
    -Oh! Long time. We're building a house!
     
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    Buffa loan?
     
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    I'll start.

    Say "knock-knock"
     
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    :lol:

    BT, that joke is funnier than 95% of the 'funny' Birthday cards I search through.

    Tell your sons they may have a future in Birthday card humor. :rolleyes:
     
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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    A fsh.
     
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    What has 9 arms and sucks?

    ...Def Leppard!!!!!!!!!
     
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    What do you call a fly with no wings?


    A walk
     
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    No one told me about the 3 rings of marriage...

    The engagement ring
    The wedding ring
    The suffering
     
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    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with two legs?

    Lean beef.

    What do you call a cow with one leg?

    Steak!
     
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    What do you call a brown terrapin?

    A Turd-le
     
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    What did the fish say when he slammed into the concrete wall?

    Dam!
     
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    Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other
    "Does this taste funny to you?"
     
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    Crime in multi-story carparks : It's wrong on so many levels.
     
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    BUFFA- loan!?
     
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    Q: What's the last thing that goes through a grasshopper's mind when he hits a car windscreen?

    A: His butt.

    CP.
     
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    Ok now that's funny
     
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    2 blondes were driving to Disneyland, and the exit sign said Disneyland Left.

    They cried and went home.

    Bada pshhhh. :D
     
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    What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

    Ya can't wash your hands in a buffalo. :rolleyes:
     
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    Did u hear about the guy who dreamed he was a muffler he woke up exhusted
     
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