Joke for Friday

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  1. Piggy Stu

    Piggy Stu Friend of Leo's

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    I presume the answer to the riddle is down to all the Churchill quotes but I don't understand the joke inside the riddle wrapped in a conundrum?
     
  2. callasabra

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    We have a winner! sometimes the destination isn't as exciting as the journey.
     
  3. Piggy Stu

    Piggy Stu Friend of Leo's

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    What do I win? If I have a choice can it be an AVRI 64 Telecaster?
     
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    Alex, show him what he has won....
    A brand new car!!!

    Congratulations.
     
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    Do I get free shipping to England?
     
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    This one is a bit NSFW (language), and isn't the kind of joke you can write out. I hadn't thought of it for years, but I just found out this morning that the guy who taught it to me back in the Marines, died one drunken night in 1992 after walking into oncoming traffic on I-5 outside of the base gates. I decided to record and post it up as a tribute for a bunch of Marine buds who also knew him since he always told this joke, and I thought you'd all enjoy it as well.

     
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