Johnny opens a can of tuna in tomato sauce...

[johnny k]

And i got splashed everywhere. White t shirt, face, arm, floor, kitchen counter. And greasy too.
Don't apply too much pressure on the lid when opening those.

 

[marc2211]

Seems like a day for spills - I was just in the supermarket and a lady next to me dropped a few bottles of nail varnish. It sprayed my basket, the floors, my shoes, all my produce. :s

I had to go round and do it all again, and will probably smell like nail varnish remover for days now I've cleaned myself up!

 

[ChicknPickn]

Did you have to post that in the morning?

 

[charlie chitlin]

Tuna in tomato sauce?
What penitentiary are you in?

 

[stxrus]

If the can erupted I’d be concerned with botulism. Tomatoes are a big source of exploding cans

Remember Progresso soup a few years back?

 

[Buckaroo65]

I can’t wait for the “Cats are following me” thread.

 

[Peegoo]

Wait.

TUNA?

Are you sure it wasn't sardines?

Tuna in tomato sauce?
What penitentiary are you in?

I don't care who y'are...that's funny right there.

 

[MarkieMark]

Yeah, something is fishy here.

 

[john_cribbin]

I see tuna in brine, springwater and sunflower oil, but never tomato sauce.

Now sardines in tomato sauce, that just works. But yep getting the lids off without recreating Vesuvius, is an art form in itself.

 

[telleutelleme]

I usually drop glass jars of spaghetti sauce on my tile floor. Amazing the exit velocity and distance travelled of sauce and glass.

 

[dented]

It is a product offered here in the states but most folks enjoy it without the tomato sauce. It is probably near the sardine rack. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Iberia-W...G_w97H9RMJ2-9ONwwdhoCFDgQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

 

[Killing Floor]

Yeah, something is fishy here.

Because tuna. I see what you did there.

 

[jimbo735]

TD did that with sardines!

 

[Dave Hicks]

How's the ceiling looking?

D.H.

 

[fjblair]

That's what happens when you mess around with two foods that don't belong together.

 

[David Barnett]

At least it wasn't surstromming.

 

[haggardfan1]

Occasionally I buy those little snack containers of fruit-- like mandarin oranges, or peach slices--to take to work in my lunch.

They are packed so full, with so much liquid, that I have yet to open one without it splattering.

Tuna and tomato sauce would be horrible though.

 

[haggardfan1]

I usually drop glass jars of spaghetti sauce on my tile floor. Amazing the exit velocity and distance travelled of sauce and glass.

You speak the truth!

My ex's younger daughter once dropped a jar in the grocery store. The mess was unbelievable . Everything on the lower shelves around us, all our shoes and pant legs had spaghetti sauce on them.

 

[johnny k]

And i thought you guys were gourmets... It ain't bad really. Cook rice, add hot sauce, peppers, and mix it with the tuna. It also works if the tuna is not in tomato sauce.

speaking of spills, a friend once grabbed a pack of 24 leffes, and it opened from the bottom. Whole content broke on the floor in the supermarket.

Sardines in hot sauce / tomato sauce are ok, but i have got to dissect them and take out the bones. I like them not crunchy.

 

[johnny k]

Did you have to post that in the morning?

To which i reply, did you have to read that in the morning ?
It was about lunch time here.