How come Houston doesn't slide into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Dallas sucks so much. The last time "America's Team" won the Super Bowl was in 1996, when Barry Switzer used Jimmy Johnson's players to beat the Steelers. Nothing since. Jerry Jones is now in the news complaining about all the losing since. Well, maybe he shouldn't have dissed Jimmy back in '94, the guy who helped win a couple of rings. I believe Jerry Jones (age 77) will be long dead before the Cowboys win another title... and it couldn't happen to nicer guy, his losing teams, and their arrogant fans. Schadenfreude, gota love it.