It's so hot I bought Tan Pants

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  1. stephent2

    stephent2 Poster Extraordinaire

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    94% nylon/6% spandex. Thin and light, the wind just blows through them. Almost like no pants at all. Thank you Eddie Bauer.
     
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    Are pants still a deal after it hits 100 degrees? I'm a fan of your 2nd, no cost option.
     
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    I'm wearing linen pants to my gig tonight, due to the strict 'No Cargo Shorts' rule around here.

    - D
     
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    Pants? Peoples wear pants? No wonder them greeters at Walmart tell me to go home.
     
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    I'm thinking the same thing, and trying to make plans accordingly.

    I know movie theaters are air-conditioned. Are jail cells?
     
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    I tried, but I really can't even imagine a world without Cargo Shorts. (capitalized) to show my appreciation for them. Rainbows should appear when a group of people are wearing them. I love them. Wait, what I was trying to say is, I don't think I've had a pair of long pants on since Easter, and that was only because my wife bogged down at me wearing them to the service.
     
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    I am so glad my nephew and his new bride chose Seattle for their wedding venue.

    Wearing long pants seemed strange for about 3 minutes, then it seemed right the rest of the previous evening (rehearsal dinner and tea ceremony) and all day and evening on the wedding day.

    I discovered a small flaw in my jacket after the event. Had that jacket not fit perfectly, I would've tossed it in the Salvation Army bin, rather than tote it all the way back across the Mississippi River.
     
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    You were able to adapt to wearing long pants because of your higher education, and exceptional mental abilities. The rest of us confirmed shorts wearers would not have faired so well. In fact it's giving me the vapors just thinking about it.

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    Something creepy about this fellow.

    If he wants my jacket - he can have it. I have this sense that, he could stare at the flaw in the jacket and the flaw would disappear.
     
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    Poor fellow is sweating like a pig (not our pig, you know, a pig) just think of what kind of condition he would be in if he had been wearing those horrible long pants and a shirt. ( of any kind)
     
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    I like using these kinds of pants, to do yardwork early in the morning and day. Keeps the bugs off your legs, and with the right socks and footwear, all you do is change these pants later and your feet will be dry and your legs not bitten all up.
     
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    Sounds familiar. I was wearing white lace pants in my dream last night. Looked and felt like no pants at all. Would probably get me kicked out of Walmart.
     
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    With my skinny ass white boy legs I do better in pants. And the wife forbids cargo shorts, but I do get away with swimming trunks on hot days at the cabin for periodic dips in the lake.
     
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    Life goal : shorts every day

    Around here though, people are so routinely fat you see plenty of them going into Old Country buffet wearing shorts , t-shirts and Adidas flops in February because - they’re not cold !

    Chew on baby ,chew on..
     
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    The answer is always cargo shorts. Always.
     
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    Have you tried space pants?
     
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    Say it ain't so. Haven't seen that rule in my neck of the woods yet...of course it could be that I'm partial to dive bars.
     
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    This is from THE EXPERT, pay heed!
     
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