It's official...

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by ponce, Oct 9, 2019.

  1. ponce

    ponce Tele-Afflicted

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    As of tonight, there's a band or musician name/alias under every single term from the vocabulary of Homo Sapiens. Only combination of two or more already taken words can provide you with a not so original name for your band or project. It's been said, even words from the Klingonian and Bantu languages have all been used up. This is one of the greatest hurdles for a starting or a musician at the crossroads. And it's is a final knock down for the music industry in decline.
     
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    No foolin’?
     
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    It's time to use numbers instead.

    "Hey, you guys should listen to 95,830 they put out a fantastic album"
     
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    rcole_sooner Poster Extraordinaire

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    "Nothing new under the Sun."
     
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    Torren61 Friend of Leo's Gold Supporter

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    I thought The Beatles were getting back together. I haz a disappoint...
     
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    jimash Friend of Leo's

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    Nigel Winstead and the Pipe and Slippers Orchestra ®™
    Got that one ?
     
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    New band name....No Fool and the Old Fools......
     
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    Greta van Fleet is taken, but I think Greta van Susteren is still available.
     
  9. ponce

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    Try it for yourself. Take a random cool term of your choice and add 'band' in Google. It's hopeless.
     
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  10. ReverendRevolver

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    I think I'll just reuse the last 3 bands names. All 2 word ones with an optional "the". I'm cool cutting 0% of $0 royalties for old friends....

    I think I have a Myspace music page still of the forum name I use everywhere....
     
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  11. thunderbyrd

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    i'm pretty sure there is no band named "Fish Poop".
     
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    So sue me. I had the name first.
     
  13. Fiesta Red

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    I’ve offered the name “Homer Sessual and the Sissies” to several bands, but there’s been no takers thus far.

    Nobody has any sense of adventure.
     
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    That is my line. I use it all the time. "That miserable fish poop is making do this project."

    A bass is a fish.
    A turd is a poop.
    Put them together, and you get...​

    Still - a cool band name.
     
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    They could be the house band at The Rainbow Lounge......;)
     
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    memorex Friend of Leo's

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    Here's a name for a band of grumpy, old reggae musicians:

    Bob Surly and the Whiners
     
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    The Half Fast
     
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    I know of a German fashion model who had a band once. it was called "Schiffer Brains".
     
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