Call it a pukecaster? Baby puke blonde wasn't what I had in mind. I guess part of the problem is that it's roasted Swamp Ash, but aside from that, there's some weirdness in the finish that makes me think this may have been someone's first paint shop lesson. My original plan was to do something like a '54 Esquire. A white guard however is just going to accentuate the green tones. A mint guard might work. Or, I may just send this ugly thing back altogether.