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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by gemktm, Nov 29, 2020.

  1. johnny k

    johnny k Poster Extraordinaire

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    Once i went to the exotic somehow african shop in my street to check if they had exotic beer, and a girl was sitting in a chair while another girl was holding a candle and doing something to the other girl's hair.

    I can't tell you what it is she was doing because i have no clue.
    I got 2 root beers, found out they were called beer but were not really beer, and that they were very, very gingery.
     
  2. gemktm

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    Bingo.
    Gotta a long day filming tomorrow and the onset beautition is the directors old aunt who has vision in one eye and is currently rather shaky with the DT's... figured I'd take care of if myself, just can't show up with any burn marks.

    Oh I hate Monday's.
     
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    Wow, you should be a movie director...of a certain kind of movie...
     
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    And after the singe a quick wipe-on wipe-off with ebony stain will really bring out the grain nicely.
     
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  5. Wulf

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    hhoorayyy....the penny it did drop....
    well grasped ...not much gets by you does it
     
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    My family made a Thanksgiving tree and everyday we'd write what we were grateful for on a leaf and then tape the leaf to the tree. One day I wrote PONDERING on leaf and then taped it to the tree. And then this!
     
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  7. Wulf

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    wouldnt let her light up my ciggy...never mind let her loose anywhere else...the potential outcome doesnt bear contemplating
     
  8. Wulf

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    buff and polish to match suit
     
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    For Me? No.

    For You? Let us know how it went.
     
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  10. Wulf

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    would you give him a lighter?...with fuel and a flint in it??...would you??.....really????
    be like giving a baboon a bazooka...here ya go...off ya pop and play nicely with it..
     
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    I see things. Lots of things. Things that others don't see. Some consider it a gift, but for me it's a curse.
     
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  12. Wulf

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    i bet this thread is having you shudder with nightmarish scenarios
    check out my earler post on german Engineering for your hair...oooeck....
    the backfire alone would trim your sideburns nicely
     
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    I've seen worse...
     
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    Maybe you meant to write "PANDERING"?
     
  15. Wulf

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    so have i mate so have i...nasty... nuff said
    hence the warped sense of humour
     
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    Hey, they're your goods, not mine. Personally I would use a product actually made for that kind of thing, but that's just me.
    Besides, who wants to smell burnt hair? Nasty.
     
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    Folks at TDPRI preparing for the 2021 Darwin awards.
     
  18. Wulf

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    absolute proof that evolution is not always the progressive advancement of a species...it seems the opposite is true in many cases....we will get the trophy of lavatorial excellence
     
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    Take the warning labels off of everything and nature will handle the rest.
     
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