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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by gemktm, Nov 29, 2020.

  1. Chiogtr4x

    Chiogtr4x Poster Extraordinaire

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    Oh God, keep that away from there!
    It hurts ( in this context) to just look at this!
     
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  2. Wulf

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    brave man indeed...barber we had when i was a kid...he had van..travelleing barber...you used to see kids carrying bits of their ears in a bag on their way out...
     
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  3. That Cal Webway

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    I use the blender without the contents housing container
     
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  4. Wulf

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    try using that....go on...i dares ya!!
    just a slight trim...bit off the sides...nice n neat at the back
    Unsightly unwanted hair?...try the new
    BF109E DB 601 hair trimmer...fuel injected and supercharged for the ultimate performance...perfect for your face ears nose and those intimate parts....lifetime guarantee...a close shave everytime...all with that fantastic retro look and appeal
    German Engineering...For Your Hair
     
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  5. percy

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    wink wink
     
  6. MarkieMark

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    OP, is it safe for you to use a lighter? For anything? :eek:
     
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    I have been trimmed/shaved down there exactly once in my life (for a surgical procedure).

    Look up 'bilateral epididymectomy' if you are bored some time.

    The process of growing back out the forest-like growth, it was itchy.
    Maddeningly-so.

    Never ever going to trim, shave, or 'man-scape' ever.
    No reason for it.
    Not at my age and station in life.

    :oops:
     
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    Not at all. Give it a shot and please report your results back here
     
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    Another variation on the “does yours burn when...” urinal conversation joke.
    If you do, no pics please.
     
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  10. lammie200

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    Just use a brass bristled brush.
     
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    So does burnt flesh.
     
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    nodding an chucklin a bit....had a vasectomy yrs ago...i know the itch sir...i know the itch....never gain will i entertain the notion of lower hair removal
     
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    wire brush and bottle of dettol....
    used by british army doctors and barbers for generations...drags out hair and cures all known afflictions ...from athletes foot to piles to gum disease...all without ever washing the brush
     
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    I was sitting in a bar in Grand Isle, LA, about 2am after getting off from 2nd shift and there were two seriously inebriated offshore workers down the bar from me. One takes out a cigarette and asks the other for a light. The lighter goes under the smoker's chin and after a few moments, his beard goes up like a torch. He hits the floor and his buddy puts him out with the rest of his beer, nearly dropping the bottle on his head for good measure.

    I saw them again a few weeks later, the smoker's chin was a mass of angry scars.
     
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    cant really see it ending well at all...
     
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    It took me 47 years to grow the world’s most convincing Sasquatch suit. After all that work, no way I’m burning it off.
     
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    i bet he more sore that it was HIS pint used to extinguish him....ive worked and supped with offshore lads ...and mine workers...years n years in lifting gear game...
    first thing they would want is a pint buying to replace the one that saved them...OR ELSE!!!
     
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    what is wrong with you people

    i mean, i am far from anyone's definition of a prude, but
     
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    "Manscape?"

    You mean cutting your pubes off?

    I don't do that crap; I am heterosexual.

    An allowance might be made for porno actors; it's a professional requirement put on them by their employers. But otherwise...
     
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    If you want to get it down close so it doesn’t grown back right away, you gotta use oxy/acetylene.
     
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