Insult The Previous Poster (in memory of Mr. Don Rickles)

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by micpoc, Apr 6, 2017.

  1. Stringbanger

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    Bones red-lined the stupid meter. IMG_2023.PNG
     
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    Bones paid the $5!
     
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    Stringbean's doctor wanted him to get in shape and told him to ride his bike 5 miles a day. 2 weeks later he was 70 miles from home.
     
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    Lake placid blue probably has matching cargo shorts.
     
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    Tonemonkey Poster Extraordinaire

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    Uriah's tutu skirt was made in tribute to LPB's Cargo Shorts!
     
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    my eye-ah won WHAT?
     
  7. ecoast

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    when blowtorch was born, the dr slapped his mother...
     
  8. WetBandit

    WetBandit Friend of Leo's

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    It isn't often someone gets to talk about someone who's intelligent, admired, and respected. Unfortunately, today I have to talk about ecoast.
     
  9. ftbtx

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    Ecoast's momma is so dumb, when he was born she asked who was the mother..

    All in jest of course.
     
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    Man that ftbtx is ugly.....

    Crowd: "HOW UGLY IS HE????"

    Well... he's so ugly that when he went into a haunted house, he came out with a job offer!

    (certainly all in jest)
     
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  11. bchaffin72

    bchaffin72 Friend of Leo's

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    Ftbtx is so ugly,if my dog had a face like his, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards........;)
     
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    how do you know Mom?
     
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  13. bchaffin72

    bchaffin72 Friend of Leo's

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    Crap, poor guy got it twice...........:D
     
  14. ecoast

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    @bchaffin72 -- Let me guess... you're the first person in your family without a tail?


    *sigh*
    gonna miss don rickles!
     
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  15. bchaffin72

    bchaffin72 Friend of Leo's

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    No,I had a tail. Loaned it to your sister cause she was missing hers.............
     
  16. CK5150

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    I don't want to say bchaffin72 is fat, but when he hauls ass...he's gotta make two trips!
     
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    CK5150's thong underwear is so tight it cuts off all circulation to his brain. which is firmly embedded in his ass.


    RIP Don Rickles!!
     
  18. CK5150

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    Btw the last three insults I've posted are ones told to me by my kids which is both funny and mildly upsetting at the same time
     
  19. 8barlouie

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    Now, I know CK isn't the ugliest guy in the world... but when that guy dies, CK will be the ugliest guy in the world.
     
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  20. bchaffin72

    bchaffin72 Friend of Leo's

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    8barlouie is actually a couple bars short of a full song.............
     
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