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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by micpoc, Apr 6, 2017.
Clearly, anyone who responds in this thread is a MORON.
This is not going to end well.
That's what she said.
Your momma's so fat, she bought a hula-hoop, and it FIT!
Oh my God, Flyinlow, look at you! Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
(Direct ripoff of Don Rickles.)
King Creole -- I love your early work. What happened? Seriously, what happened? Look at you! You look like a train wreck that no one walked away from! You look like an accident on the 405 that left no survivors!
(Paraphrase of actual Rickles insults that I remember from various shows.)
Soulgeezer, who picks out your clothes/cargo shorts? Toto's Dad??
Hey border radio, not that you're ugly, but when you were a kid, they had to hang a pork Chop round your neck to get the dog yo play with you.
dlew919 is so dense he couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the C and the A!
CK5150? What happened to the "f" and the "u"?
When Soulgeezer goes to work his village loses its idiot.
Hey soul geezer.. we could say the same about the A and two S's in Front of your name.
Wrong hole, dkew919. But, your wife already told you that, right?
It wasn't my wife but yours that told me that
Keeping track of which wife has been known to be a problem for dlew919
I'm getting off the train here -- There are a LOT more jokes in this vein, but I'm pretty sure we'd be both be banned in about ten seconds!
You're probably right, but thank you for the laugh.
Dlew worked in a pet store as a kid. I'm not saying he's ugly, but he got tired of people asking how big he would get.
Lake Placid Blue, made himself $5.