Insult The Previous Poster (in memory of Mr. Don Rickles)

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by micpoc, Apr 6, 2017.

  1. micpoc

    micpoc Friend of Leo's

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    Clearly, anyone who responds in this thread is a MORON.
     
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    cowboytwang Poster Extraordinaire

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  3. studio

    studio Poster Extraordinaire

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    This is not going to end well.
     
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    ndcaster Poster Extraordinaire

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    That's what she said.
     
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    Your momma's so fat, she bought a hula-hoop, and it FIT!
     
  6. King Creole

    King Creole Friend of Leo's

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    Oh my God, Flyinlow, look at you! Was anyone else hurt in the accident?

    (Direct ripoff of Don Rickles.)
     
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  7. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Poster Extraordinaire

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    King Creole -- I love your early work. What happened? Seriously, what happened? Look at you! You look like a train wreck that no one walked away from! You look like an accident on the 405 that left no survivors!

    (Paraphrase of actual Rickles insults that I remember from various shows.)
     
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  8. BorderRadio

    BorderRadio Poster Extraordinaire Silver Supporter

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    Soulgeezer, who picks out your clothes/cargo shorts? Toto's Dad??
     
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    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

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    Hey border radio, not that you're ugly, but when you were a kid, they had to hang a pork Chop round your neck to get the dog yo play with you.
     
  10. CK5150

    CK5150 Tele-Meister

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    dlew919 is so dense he couldn't spell cat if you spotted him the C and the A!
     
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  11. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Poster Extraordinaire

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    CK5150? What happened to the "f" and the "u"?

    ;) :D
     
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    When Soulgeezer goes to work his village loses its idiot.
     
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  13. dlew919

    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

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    Hey soul geezer.. we could say the same about the A and two S's in Front of your name.
     
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  14. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Poster Extraordinaire

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    Wrong hole, dkew919. But, your wife already told you that, right? ;) :D :p :p :p
     
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  15. dlew919

    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

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    It wasn't my wife but yours that told me that ;) ;) ;)
     
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    telleutelleme Doctor of Teleocity Silver Supporter

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    Keeping track of which wife has been known to be a problem for dlew919
     
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  17. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Poster Extraordinaire

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    I'm getting off the train here -- There are a LOT more jokes in this vein, but I'm pretty sure we'd be both be banned in about ten seconds!
     
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  18. dlew919

    dlew919 Poster Extraordinaire

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    You're probably right, but thank you for the laugh.
     
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    Dlew worked in a pet store as a kid. I'm not saying he's ugly, but he got tired of people asking how big he would get.
     
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    Lake Placid Blue, made himself $5.
     
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