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In the morning I always have at least two cups of coffee, sometimes three but you've gotta,

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    A cup of coffee is 5 oz. I have a mug of 14 oz and then another mug, so that would be 5.6 cups.
     
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    I stop at 2. 2 pots.
     
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    I get up in the morning and start drinking the stuff, and don’t stop until my eyes are bulging and my teeth are chattering.

    When someone asks, “Why are you speaking so rapidly?” I know that I’ve reached acceptable operational levels.
     
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    Thank God. A couple of my kids come home and celebrate our coffee because in one morning, we 'set them right' from the bowel perspective. A good cup of coffee should make defectors out of turds.
     
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    This is a little known fact. One cup of coffee equals two cups of urine. If you drink more than one cup an exponential curve may come into play.
     
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    Your knowledge of life is BIG ese! I am a regular guy, but not without my morning coffee.
     
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    What would happen if you drank both coffee and beer at the same time?
     
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    Not doubt about it, the process is demonstrable at any given time. I think it's a law of the universe.
     
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    That and..more.
     
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    I don't count, I drink. Once I had to start taking high blood pressure medicine, I have been drinking coffee with abandon. :)
     
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    There's a saying: mathematicians are machines for turning coffee into theorems.

    TDPRI members are machines for turning coffee ... into urine!
     
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    I have either two 1/2 pint mugs of decent quality instant, or press the press into action and have a 1 pint mug of delicious morning gravy.
    It turns me from a slow, slack witted, dour, miserable looking eejit into a slow, slack witted eejit with a perma-grin. I can now do dumb stuff faster, and with a modicum of caffeinated enthusiasm.
     
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    You have hit upon the formula for life!
     
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    Haha! I think coffee has been an integral part of my life.

    My wife knows when I have my coffee :p.
     
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