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In Real Trouble, What To Do Now

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by orangedrop, Feb 9, 2015.

  1. orangedrop

    orangedrop Friend of Leo's

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    Look what I found in my "Junk Mail".

    Lucky this did not get away before there is a chance to save myself:eek:



    "Bad Things From Your Past Have Been Posted Online. Brace yourself for the worst

    At 12:30pm (eastern time) damaging information was posted publicly that could hurt you.

    Don't let people see this by confirming your person record ID# here

    Review this now: Time is running out!


    If you wish to no longer receive promotions please click here
    538 W 21st St #97518,
    Houston, TX 77008-3642 "


    What should be done about this pressing matter?
     
  2. boredguy6060

    boredguy6060 Poster Extraordinaire

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    Hold a press conference, tell your side of what happened before the public gets the wrong side of the story.
     
  3. soulman969

    soulman969 Telefied Ad Free Member

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    LOL. Have you hired a PR Manager yet? I'd get right on it. This could be a life changing event. Did you say something bad about tube amps or something? :D
     
  4. Manolete

    Manolete Friend of Leo's

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    I get Threat-o-grams from the TV licence company here in the UK. It would make more sense if they sent them to me in the correct order. Instead I get;

    "You are under investigation, expect to be taken to court!"

    "You have not got a TV licence for your property, we may begin an investigation".

    "You may be going to court, punk".

    "Hey there! Have you thought about getting a TV licence?"
     
  5. MrCairo46

    MrCairo46 Friend of Leo's Gold Supporter

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    Hey , I didn't tell anyone anything about you bachelor party. Your secret is safe with me.
     
  6. johnnyrotten

    johnnyrotten Tele-Meister

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    Not to change the subject, but my band likes to free form jam and sometimes the lyrics get a bit ... confessional. I was worried about letting this out for people to hear. Last week, we let some friends listen to our recordings, and guess what? Nobody gave a damn how incriminating the lyrics were. Oh well...
     
  7. '64 Tele

    '64 Tele Tele-Holic

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    Call Rev. Al.......:lol:
     
  8. drmcclainphd

    drmcclainphd Tele-Afflicted

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    Post to Craigslist and anywhere else that seems appropriate:

    "I've completed my sex change operation and I'm moving in with my boyfriend. We both have great stuff, but he's the man now, and I'm in a hurry to make him happy, so I'm giving everything away. Six room of furniture and the entire stock of my business (I'm quitting to be a housewife). Just come on down at 9 AM on February 14, 2015, walk right in and take what you can carry and use but please share with the others who show up. Petco Mart Online Superstore, 538 W 21st St #97518, Houston, TX 77008-3642. Ask the new owners about their online scam alert system, but don't let them try to keep all my stuff for themselves."
     
  9. BartS

    BartS Friend of Leo's

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    I'm honestly trying to think of any bad stuff I have done online and none of it is so bad where if it got out I it would cause me any problems. Maybe the worst stuff I have done or posted is on here but I believe I have the right to my personal opinions. There are those pictures of me sacrificing that goat but oh well.:D
     
  10. telex76

    telex76 Doctor of Teleocity Ad Free Member

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    As long as the pics of you wearing cargo shorts don't get out, I think you'll be okay.:oops:
     
  11. src9000

    src9000 Poster Extraordinaire

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    Just keep saying "It wasn't me".
     
  12. KyAnne

    KyAnne Tele-Afflicted

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    Open up all gun ports on the house. Peek out the blinds occasionally after you've gone to the store to stock up on beer. Then reply that you're just hangin' out, waitin' for all the shootin' to start. A little paranoia is good for ya! :lol::lol::lol:
     
  13. goonie

    goonie Friend of Leo's

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    I'nit marvellous. Lead a good life, spread goodwill, work hard, contribute to the community over many years and no one takes any notice. Then you f*** one goat...
     
  14. Coop47

    Coop47 Poster Extraordinaire

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    This made me laugh out loud. I'm picturing this happening in our band, with me and the bass player giving each other looks: "What just happened?"
     
  15. Paul in Colorado

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    I'd ask them exactly what it was I'd done because I'd done so many bad things that I'd need to be ready to defend the right one.
     
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