In other news, a Florida man.....

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    That there's a hangin' offense in these parts. Yup.

    Of course, being named "Rooster" kind of explains a lot.
     
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    Florida has some crazy things going on of late....It's starting to be a punch line to many jokes.
     
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    People like this have no reason to live. I'm sorry, but you could put this a-hole to death and I would lose no sleep over it.
     
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    Not positive, but I think here in Texas we could hang a horse thief without even having a trial.....that's in the state constitution......
     
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    It would probably fall under the "he needed killin'" provisions of Texas law.
     
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    I suggest you read all the Carl Hiassen and Dave Barry books you can get your hands on. Gotta be prepared, ya know:eek:
     
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    Must be a moon phase thing. A guy here in Aus. was arrested with $200 million of pure Ice after crashing his van into parked police cars outside a major police station. Cops recon it was one of the largest & easiest busts they ever made. He would not assist the cops in their enquiries about the haul so they released his name/ image in a media report & stated the safest place for him now is in jail.
     
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    I read the headline and knew it had to be either Marion County or Polk County. Marion County is the "Horse Capital of the World" with it's fair share of wack-jobs. Polk County is one of the few counties where the weird happens more often. When they were on Live PD, they kept the show busy with plenty of unusual scenes.
     
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    Maddox is just a dufus. Jails across the country are full of them. Stupidity isn’t a crime but some of the things stupid people do sure are. As a kid living on Long Island, people from NJ were stupid. In college in Ohio, stupid people came from West Virginia. Having been to 49 of 50 states and having worked in 30 of them, I can assure you that there are stupid people everywhere and plenty of smart ones too. Same for the 40 countries I’ve visited. Now riding to commit a break in on a stolen horse certainly isn’t an intelligent choice but that particular foolishness isn’t confined to Florida any more than fare jumping your way to commit a crime is only a problem in NY.
     
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    If they do hang old Rooster, it wouldn't be right for him to have to be sitting on Angel when they put the noose around his neck. I mean, after all they've been through together and all, probably be pretty devastating for Angel.
     
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    relatives all over Fl..good friends & been going since the 70's. I like it....
     
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    The horse was the smart one... “I’m not stickin’ around here, this rooster is not the brightest chicken in the henhouse.”
     
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    “Whoa, stinky breath!”
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    This quote from the end of the article: “There’s not much you can do to really stop that, so try not to worry about it,” he said.”

    Yes, actually, there *is* something you could do. You could stop offering your near-naked body in the water for the sharks to chomp on.
     
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    Florida Man appreciates your advice and concern for his safety, but is unlikely to change his ways:eek:
     
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