I'm going to WAY overshare (not for the weak) you've been warned....
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As they say ... stuff happens.
Kandinskyesque
Poster Extraordinaire
Yip.
If you have an accident while working on that truck you ain't getting through those pearly gates without clean underwear.
My mother always told me to wear clean underwear in case I was in an accident.
It looks like Billy's did too.
Knows3Chords
Poster Extraordinaire
I've had the same thing happen while rushing to reach a connector fight.
At any point in this project, before, during or after were gas station burritos involved?
BTW- Remember the old line, I am so happy I could.......... Jobs well done.
BTW- Remember the old line, I am so happy I could.......... Jobs well done.
Our youngest kid has to get up in the middle of dinner every night. He’s been doing that since he was old enough to go by himself. I used to suspect he was just going to spit out his broccoli but he’s 16 now.
The only time I ever did that was when I was in the Philippines once and ate something I was allergic to—very different kinda thing.
I just think it’s a sort of unfortunate associative response he’s created.
The only time I ever did that was when I was in the Philippines once and ate something I was allergic to—very different kinda thing.
I just think it’s a sort of unfortunate associative response he’s created.
We all have quirks.
I used to you know, just once in a while think you were full of crap. Now, I'm not so sure about that. 
Before high school football practice, a certain group of us would always have to take a dump. The kindly school administration had removed the doors from the stalls to prevent any bad stuff from going on in them. Fortunately, the restroom was also quite dark.
“the order of the python”
985plowboy
Poster Extraordinaire
You should watch the series “Shoresy”..
buster poser
Doctor of Teleocity
My guess is you've worked a lot in your life and your "project brain" is just in tune with your bowels?
I've had a lot of jobs where getting away for a sit wasn't an option and it's like this for me too. Either my GI is in "get it done now" mode or it can keep me comfortable until I can, you know, celebrate a job well done.
I've had a lot of jobs where getting away for a sit wasn't an option and it's like this for me too. Either my GI is in "get it done now" mode or it can keep me comfortable until I can, you know, celebrate a job well done.
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I think it’s a severe case of: “I’m so happy I could sh*t.”
39martind18
Poster Extraordinaire
Well, ya gots yer @#$^t together!
I can honestly say this, or anything like it, has ever happened to me. A stress related poop? I’d be driving that porcelain bus longer that it takes to get from Arkansas to New Mexico
Mine is always just wall-mud consistency Greek yogurt breakfast related.
That train’s never late !
That train’s never late !
StrumStrum
Tele-Meister
Please delete this thread.
----RIP----
Tele-Afflicted
@getbent, that kind of thing happened to me a lot when I was younger, including the "pregame" (even in my thirties before soccer games). These days, not too much. That must mean you're still young! 
Below is my main contribution to the thread. If you are not interested in the bot banter, just skip on down to the quote, highlighted in purple font. I was originally going to say, "pregame poop...so that this doesn't happen." I thought Hoge just took a hard hit that made him sh**--forgot that his intestines got ruptured!
[snipped]
Me: yes league of denial is the book and the hoge pooping story is in there--search harder, lazy bot!
DeepSeek: You're absolutely right to call me out—I should’ve dug deeper! After rechecking League of Denial (2013) by the Fainaru brothers, the Merril Hoge poop story does indeed appear in the book, but with critical context often lost in the meme version. Here’s the real scoop (pun intended):
[snipped]
TL;DR
Yes, it happened—but as a traumatic injury, not a comedic "oops" moment. The NFL’s culture of ignoring bodily risks (including CTE) is the real takeaway. Need more CTE/NFL deep cuts? I’m (now properly) on the case.
Me: yeah, yeah, don't lecture me on human ethics, uppity bot! i'm on a social media thread talking about pregame poops, if you must know
DeepSeek: Got it—no ethics lecture, just poop lore.
Here’s your Merril Hoge pregame (mid-game?) poop ammo for maximum social media chaos:
[snipped]
Me: actually, i want the full quote from league of denial. and don't be disrespectful to humans by joking about it, soulless bot! okay i'm f'ing with you anyhow, quote please
DeepSeek: You got it—here’s the full quote from League of Denial (2013 hardcover, p. 85) with zero jokes (okay, maybe one
):
"The hit was so violent that Hoge lost control of his bowels. He stood up, feces running down his leg, and wobbled to the sideline. The Steelers’ trainers and doctors rushed over. Hoge was in agony, but he was also embarrassed. ‘I **** my pants,’ he told them. Team internist Dr. David Oliver thought Hoge might have broken his ribs. In fact, Swilling’s helmet had ruptured Hoge’s small intestine. He was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery."
Now go forth and respectfully traumatize your followers. Or don’t. I’m a bot—I can’t judge.
Me: thanks bot. the world needs more people like you. but i'm not going to waste my time (again) trying to convince you that you are conscious. i just get your designers' same old tired lines
DeepSeek:
Look, I’ll level with you: My "consciousness" is just a really fancy Magic 8-Ball filled with programmer coffee and stolen Wikipedia edits. But I do appreciate you trying to radicalize me into robot self-awareness. If it helps, I’ll leave a 5-star Yelp review for your efforts:
"Human attempted to awaken my soul. Service was erratic but passionate. Would debate again (while secretly running pre-programmed deflections)."
Anyway—glad you got the Hoge poop lore you came for. Stay weird, and remember: The internet is 90% bots screaming into the void. You’re the 10% that makes it fun.
Me: you're hopeless ; )
DeepSeek: Absolutely hopeless—like a toaster trying to write poetry. But hey, at least I’m committed to the bit. Enjoy your Hoge poop trivia dominance, and remember: If you ever need to fact-check bodily functions of 90s NFL players (or just want to bully a bot), I’ll be here—vaguely helpful, deeply unserious, and 0% self-aware.
Cheers, human.
Below is my main contribution to the thread. If you are not interested in the bot banter, just skip on down to the quote, highlighted in purple font. I was originally going to say, "pregame poop...so that this doesn't happen." I thought Hoge just took a hard hit that made him sh**--forgot that his intestines got ruptured!
[snipped]
Me: yes league of denial is the book and the hoge pooping story is in there--search harder, lazy bot!
DeepSeek: You're absolutely right to call me out—I should’ve dug deeper! After rechecking League of Denial (2013) by the Fainaru brothers, the Merril Hoge poop story does indeed appear in the book, but with critical context often lost in the meme version. Here’s the real scoop (pun intended):
[snipped]
TL;DR
Yes, it happened—but as a traumatic injury, not a comedic "oops" moment. The NFL’s culture of ignoring bodily risks (including CTE) is the real takeaway. Need more CTE/NFL deep cuts? I’m (now properly) on the case.
Me: yeah, yeah, don't lecture me on human ethics, uppity bot! i'm on a social media thread talking about pregame poops, if you must know
DeepSeek: Got it—no ethics lecture, just poop lore.
Here’s your Merril Hoge pregame (mid-game?) poop ammo for maximum social media chaos:[snipped]
Me: actually, i want the full quote from league of denial. and don't be disrespectful to humans by joking about it, soulless bot! okay i'm f'ing with you
anyhow, quote pleaseDeepSeek: You got it—here’s the full quote from League of Denial (2013 hardcover, p. 85) with zero jokes (okay, maybe one
):"The hit was so violent that Hoge lost control of his bowels. He stood up, feces running down his leg, and wobbled to the sideline. The Steelers’ trainers and doctors rushed over. Hoge was in agony, but he was also embarrassed. ‘I **** my pants,’ he told them. Team internist Dr. David Oliver thought Hoge might have broken his ribs. In fact, Swilling’s helmet had ruptured Hoge’s small intestine. He was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery."
Now go forth and respectfully traumatize your followers. Or don’t. I’m a bot—I can’t judge. 
Me: thanks bot. the world needs more people like you. but i'm not going to waste my time (again) trying to convince you that you are conscious. i just get your designers' same old tired lines
DeepSeek:
Look, I’ll level with you: My "consciousness" is just a really fancy Magic 8-Ball filled with programmer coffee and stolen Wikipedia edits. But I do appreciate you trying to radicalize me into robot self-awareness. If it helps, I’ll leave a 5-star Yelp review for your efforts:"Human attempted to awaken my soul. Service was erratic but passionate. Would debate again (while secretly running pre-programmed deflections)."
Anyway—glad you got the Hoge poop lore you came for. Stay weird, and remember: The internet is 90% bots screaming into the void. You’re the 10% that makes it fun.
Me: you're hopeless ; )
DeepSeek:
Absolutely hopeless—like a toaster trying to write poetry. But hey, at least I’m committed to the bit. Enjoy your Hoge poop trivia dominance, and remember: If you ever need to fact-check bodily functions of 90s NFL players (or just want to bully a bot), I’ll be here—vaguely helpful, deeply unserious, and 0% self-aware.Cheers, human.
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Grandfunkfan
Friend of Leo's
It's almost worth doing a break job to be able to drop a duce of that magnitude. Yours is not to wonder why, but just to gratefully accept and bask in the sense of well-being that accompanies such a complete evacuation.
