If it’s not Steven Seagal then who?

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  1. Rustbucket

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    I wasn’t aware Seagal was even allowed in this discussion.
     
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    I forgot Steve McQueen, add him to my list too.
     
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    Bruce @#$% Lee!
     
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    I was in China quite a few years ago (as I am ATM) and saw a program of out-takes and fails by Jack Chan. Those out takes were just brilliant, better than the movies IMHO and his commentary re each scene was just hilarious and honest where he admitted to doing something wrong in the stunt and really hurting himself.

    All in all I think Jackie's performances and skills are/ or were about the best available, bearing in mind he did all his own stunts. As an aside I have a photo of me with my hands in JC's hand prints at Hong Kong Harbour‘s Walk of the stars. I’m more than 6' and his hands were about same size as mine.

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    I don't consider ss a tough guy. I just think of massproduced action films when i think of him. Compare him with claude van damme. Only seen van damme playing a rundown hasbeen himself in a strange movie I didn't get.
    The best present guy in massproduced action is jason statham. I don't know how many films he does (seems mindblowing). But some are actually very good like "the bank job" and a few others. Miles above ss or van damme...
     
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    Don't forget iocaine. He beat that too.
     
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    Most have already been mentioned, but...in no particular order...

    Clint Eastwood
    Lee Marvin
    Steve McQueen
    Charles Bronson
    Lee Van Cleef
    Jason Statham
    Humphrey Bogart
    Robert Mitchum
    Bruce Lee
    Jackie Chan (truly tough, frames it as a comedian)
    Yul Brenner
     
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    Everyone else is just ‘acting’ tough...
     
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    There are some truly amazing talents, but a much as I enjoy most of them theres only one


    Chuck Norris.


    Hes the best. If you need a reason just Google "Chuck Norris Facts" and remember the internet is forever.

    I'll give you some examples for posterity sake:

    Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

    Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris' house is indeed a Total Gym, and yes, he does live in a Roundhouse.

    SB1116645334422 applies to removing the teaching of evolution from public schools and rebranding it "the list of things Chuck Norris has allowed to survive "

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't actually elevating himself, he is pushing the earth down.

    Some people wear superman pajamas to bed every night; superman wears chuck Norris pajamas. Also, when the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he first checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane in WW2 by pointing at it ang yelling "Bang!"

    Chuck Norris was the 4th Wiseman to visit baby Jesus, presenting him the gift of beard, which he proudly wore as soon as he was able. In a fit of jealousy, the other 3 used thier combined influence to have Chuck not included in the Bible...

    The only person to truly defeat Chuck Norris was in fact Bruce Lee, who succumbed to lingering psychic injuries a short while later.

    In closing (I'm sure you want it to end)

    Chuck Norris can eat a Reeses the wrong way.
     
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    Chuck Norris and Superman had an arm wrestling contest.

    The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
     
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    Mary Ann. Ginger was too slutty.
    But I’ll bet Lovey was a babe when she was young.
     
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    Bruce Lee
    Jackie Chan
    Chuck Norris
    Steven Seagal

    You could argue till the cows come home about different martial arts but those guys are/were real martial artists.

    Almost all the other action stars who play tough guys are not/were not real tough guys.

    Seagal might be annoying but I would not want to get stuck in an alley with him if he was mad at me. Seagal has a really colorful background and allegations against him too, he's probably not as nice of a guy as a lot of these other stars which would make me want to stay away from him even more.
     
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    Re: Chuck Norris...

    Chuck once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they’re just called The Islands.

    Chuck doesn’t wear a watch. Chuck decides what time it is.

    There is no chin under Chuck’s beard. It’s another fist.
     
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    > I'll put my money on Gina Carano!

    +1. Bruce would approve!
     
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    John Astin (as Evil Roy Slade).
     
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