If I were the Grim Reaper...

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  1. rangercaster

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    Everybody knows that the Grim Reaper is really Jon Lovitz on a bender.
     
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    I dunno. Black is slimming.
     
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    geoff_in_nc Friend of Leo's

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    I'd dress like a French mechanic (I have no idea how they dress) and I could be the Grim Repair.

    I'll show myself out
     
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    :eek: Um, I think I'd take the traditional Grim Reaper.
     
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    The Grim Reaper, too, is kind in his own way.



    The Maiden:
    Pass me by! Oh, pass me by!
    Go, fierce man of bones!
    I am still young! Go, dear,
    And do not touch me.
    And do not touch me.

    Death:
    Give me your hand, you beautiful and tender creature!
    I am a friend, and come not to punish.
    Be of good cheer! I am not fierce,
    Softly shall you sleep in my arms!
     
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    This is the grim reaper robert-redford-twilight-zone.jpg

    Nothing in the Dark “ An old woman living in a nightmare, an old woman who has fought a thousand battles with death and always won. Now she's faced with a grim decision—whether or not to open a door. And in some strange and frightening way she knows that this seemingly ordinary door leads to the Twilight Zone.
     
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    Genetically minimized life spans...

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    i'd hire people to do all my running for me, then set myself up a table office in a real good steakhouse. sip on bourbon all day. try to be "the jolly reaper". take up poker.
     
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    Don’t pull his finger, either!
     
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    Lots and lots of Grim Reapers up in the American Breadbasket.

    Markets have dried up, and even when they haven't, the Reapers can't get into their flooded fields, where the crop was down (due to more flooding) to begin with.

    If those guys chose to wear black, who am I to criticize?
     
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    Terry Pratchett knows about the GR.

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    It is actually a little embarassing how Grim Reaper dresses
     
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    I think you'd need a pretty tight resume when applying for the job.
     
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