If animals could only talk:

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Toto'sDad, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. Toto'sDad

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    Thank you Soulman969! Sincerely.
     
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    All i know is my cat really tries, i've never heard so many different sounds from a cat. The most prominent is the complaint. It is clear he's moaning "about time you came to feed me" or "yeah, it's hot out here. Open the *%#$& door and let me in!"
     
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    They can communicate just fine as it is ... If they could talk, it would be cute ...
    For about five minutes ... Then we would be telling them to shut the blank up ...
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    The Famous Mr. Ed could talk!

     
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    There's Kurt Vonnegut short story about a talking dog.
     
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    Our little Cavoodle would definitely say "Oh you're not going to play that noisy bloody guitar again, are you?.".. S
     
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    Cat #1: Hello! I love you. Why did you stop petting me?
    Cat #2: Cat #1 is hungry! I'm sort of hungry too, but cat #1 is REALLY hungry!
     
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    What would the Animal Populace have said about the 18 road killed raccoons we saw as we traveled southeast across Missouri along mostly Highway 7 for seventy miles?

    Surely we motorist humans would be hanging our heads in shame. I'm sure there must be some population bubble due to all the excess rainfall and accumulated runoff, but still.
     
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    I wonder what this parrot s breath smell like.
     
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    From Baxter, beware of the dog that thinks. Cool movie, pretty sad for dog and animal lovers.

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    I'm so sorry that Toto passed on, my friend. My sincerest condolences. :'( I'll miss little Pee-Wee (not named for that Pee-Wee!) when he passes. He's 14 and he's still got a little spring in his step so I consider him doing well for his age. He actually does try to talk to us! One time, Mom was trying to find any fleas or ticks on him and she asked him something and I pinky swear that the dog said, "Uh-huh" (yeah) and then "Uhnt-uh!" (No) when Mom asked him a couple of questions! It's too bad that I don't have video of it!
     
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