If animals could only talk:

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  1. Toto'sDad

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    It seems that things have been a bit serious of lately around here, so I thought it was time to perhaps move to a lighter subject. I've often heard the phrase, "if animals could only talk." I'm not sure if that would be a good thing, or a bad thing. What say you?
     
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  2. Mike Eskimo

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    The fat black cat would say :

    Butter !

    You used to give me butter !

    How come no more butter ?!

    Even the lady human - no butter !

    You guys know I like butter - right ?

    Butter !


    (Thing is , I already know that’s what he’s saying...)
     
  3. Shuster

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    Probably something like this,, excuse his bad language please;)

     
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  6. Toto'sDad

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    Sometimes it can be a bit embarrassing:

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    then you would stop eating them ..i hope .i already have
     
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    I suppose that would depend on which ones you talk to.



    Ah. Erdowonge was a bit more direct. :)
     
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    So you speak labrador?
     
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    If they could only talk, they'd be kind of helpless wouldn't they? They'd have to be on life support. They'd be saying things like "Excuse me, nurse? When can I eat, run or do my business?" all day long.
     
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    the seas would be full...

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    Read the (excellent) children's book "Martha Speaks"
    - plot summary: family dog begins to talk after she eats a bowl of alphabet soup (it's where her words come from)

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    My dog would say..."I'm gonna leave this here. You pick it up. Don't get any on your fingers. I'm gonna lick myself while your taking care of that.
     
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    I know a guilty face when I see one! ANNNNND about that fart?
     
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    I don’t know what that black & white striped animal was last night but if I see it again I’m gonna kill it after the bath and stuff it put me through, my master be damned! B3A5A8EA-CC92-43E1-A3EB-907584E10787.jpeg
     
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    if my cat could talk she would be saying.. "we never go anywhere or do anything anymore. fish again? you know what you eat this carp dog boy..geeze cats like fish not the stinking dead!!!
     
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