If a bandmate is trying to date your father....

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  1. Steerforth

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    As long as we’re off the rails anyway, imagine that you took your Dad to a bar that was having karaoke night and without warning he got up and did a perfect, bring-the-house-down version of Led Zeppelin’s “Black Dog” from the fourth album.

    You have to visualize it to get the full impact. If you can see it in your mind, it’ll make your brain twitch and turn sideways in your skull.
     
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    Gee, I can't recall where I've heard this question before.

    Was it Dr. Phil or the Jerry Springer show?
     
  3. Steve Holt

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    You just described one of the craziest weirdest things that could ever happen and followed it up by saying that it would be boring. I'm amazed.
     
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    .... meh, you need different band members anyway
     
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    I'd be soooo pissed off if my dad became a Yoko.:lol:
     
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    Necrophilia?, dead boring

    Rather like the sadistic zoophile with necrophiliac tendencies. Trying to get them to mend their ways was like flogging a dead horse.
     
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    This seems at least partly relateable; surely some of us thought some former bandmate’s mom was hot, back in the day, when you’d show up for basement or garage band practices...?

    Don’t know of anyone who ever pursued a situation like that, beyond “Dude, _____’s mom is hot!” though.
     
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    Don't think this one's going to make it to the monthly newsletter.
     
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  9. Jakedog

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    There were rails?
     
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    I've heard of Dad bands but this may be taking that concept a step or two too far...
     
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    If it smells ok, sure.
     
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    Dont **** block the old man.......
     
  13. Jakedog

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    Wait... which one of my band mates is my father? My mom isn’t sure.

    (please don’t let it be the drummer please don’t let it be the drummer please don’t let it be the drummer...)
     
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    So lemme get this straight... if my dad dates one of my band mates, then my parents break up, my brother can date my mom and I can go out with his ex girlfriend?
     
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    My Dad:
    "Well, that sounds great, just give me a little time for the pill to kick in..."
     
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    Sure!
     
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    Go Dad!
     
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    some time in July in 2008, we were the house band in my little town at a bar... the doorman was in his 60's and a pretty bad alcoholic... we had some regular 'fans' one of which was easily in her 70's... she was pretty consistently letting all the guys in the band know that anytime/anwhere... anyway, on a particular hot evening, we had a full house and everyone was at full sail.. sometime in the fourth set, I lost sight of the doorman, I'd seen him out back during the last break and as the evening ended, the bartender (a slight woman) was telling everyone to head home...

    We started breaking down our stuff and as I headed out back to open up the trailer, I found the bouncer on his back completely out... with our regular fan ravenously kissing his face in a passion that reminded me of a wild animal... I scooched by her, unlocked the trailer and lowered the door as she continued gorging on the bouncer's face, I went back into the bar... we loaded about half our stuff before she passed out on top of him....
     
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    Too little information. How old's the bandmate? How old's dad? Is Dad single? Is the bandmate single? If everyone's of adult age (I know dad is) and available, I say live and let live.
     
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    so dad is gay? NTTAWWT!
     
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