azureglo
Tele-Meister
Now an attempt to divert from my AI fraud thread that seems to have taken on a life of its own. So my new question now is “Am I a musician just because I say I identify as musician?”
This was triggered by an experience over the weekend when I was at a post show chill party after DJ-ing for 250 graduating students locally. A fellow DJ was asked me where I “got my tracks from” (I’ll explain this later but virtually all DJs download their tracks from a handful of sites).
I pointed out that I don’t download, I make my own from scratch using my DAW, assorted instruments from sax to guitar that I play and various singers , real and AI, easy enough as I'm a professional session musician.
Oh cool, she replied, “ I identify as a musician too”
“So what do play? Do you sing?”
“No I don’t play any instruments and can’t sing but I curate and mix and sometimes I buy rare unheard of records and turn them into mp3s for my sets (“crate digging”), and play them for people so I identify as musician” she cheerily replied.
I waited for the howls of laughter and derision but they didn’t come, just much nodding in approval from the drug and alcohol addled millennials at our booth. So now we have an interesting new idea, if I play some obscure records I bought and transcribed, or a bunch of MP3s I downloaded, on a laptop in a nightclub, I’m a musician?
This doesn’t bode well for the sales of FMIC…
Now don’t get me wrong I like DJ-ing but its hardly difficult, it’s basically some slick software (Rekordbox or Traktor- illiteracy is highly prized by millennials/Gen Z thank you @NewTimerJH ) and a dedicated MIDI controller that does all the heavy lifting. DJs use 2 or 3 sites like Beatport and download their MP3s weekly , then go to sites for matching keys etc ( they have even invented their system of key affinity called “Camelot” rather than learn basic theory) so pretty much every DJ plays the same stuff albeit with different amounts of twiddling on the FX/EQ controls. I learnt to DJ in about 30 minutes on this which cost $300 ( N.B.my own tracks with key/bpm in their names)
Now I like DJ-ing: My take is to create unique themed sets ( e.g 70s string driven Disco) based on 100% originals/self-played reworks of fave tracks and it’s a great workout for my production/writing/playing skills…Plus the money is surreal: I get 50% of the door if the capacity is over 90% full so on my date on Saturday I played a small club that holds 250 , charges £10 on the door for me and 2 support DJ/”Musicians “and it was full by 11:00.
Do the math and you’ll see it beats splitting $300 five ways for playing Sweet Home Alabama at Bubbas Botulism Grill in Downtown Poughkeepsie.. Plus you are surrounded by ecstatic 20 and 30 something who are lot easier on the eye than some of the “maturer” folk at Bubbas..
I did a sanity check and asked 15 or so download/fx button pushing DJs I know through my ferocious agent and all concurred: they are definitely “musicians” as far as they are concerned although none of them can play anything
Anyhoo, it now seems that saying a “I’m musician” makes you a musician even if your only musical skill is breaking wind in D flat… And you wasted all that time learning how to play the solo in Hotel California…
This was triggered by an experience over the weekend when I was at a post show chill party after DJ-ing for 250 graduating students locally. A fellow DJ was asked me where I “got my tracks from” (I’ll explain this later but virtually all DJs download their tracks from a handful of sites).
I pointed out that I don’t download, I make my own from scratch using my DAW, assorted instruments from sax to guitar that I play and various singers , real and AI, easy enough as I'm a professional session musician.
Oh cool, she replied, “ I identify as a musician too”
“So what do play? Do you sing?”
“No I don’t play any instruments and can’t sing but I curate and mix and sometimes I buy rare unheard of records and turn them into mp3s for my sets (“crate digging”), and play them for people so I identify as musician” she cheerily replied.
I waited for the howls of laughter and derision but they didn’t come, just much nodding in approval from the drug and alcohol addled millennials at our booth. So now we have an interesting new idea, if I play some obscure records I bought and transcribed, or a bunch of MP3s I downloaded, on a laptop in a nightclub, I’m a musician?
This doesn’t bode well for the sales of FMIC…
Now don’t get me wrong I like DJ-ing but its hardly difficult, it’s basically some slick software (Rekordbox or Traktor- illiteracy is highly prized by millennials/Gen Z thank you @NewTimerJH ) and a dedicated MIDI controller that does all the heavy lifting. DJs use 2 or 3 sites like Beatport and download their MP3s weekly , then go to sites for matching keys etc ( they have even invented their system of key affinity called “Camelot” rather than learn basic theory) so pretty much every DJ plays the same stuff albeit with different amounts of twiddling on the FX/EQ controls. I learnt to DJ in about 30 minutes on this which cost $300 ( N.B.my own tracks with key/bpm in their names)
Now I like DJ-ing: My take is to create unique themed sets ( e.g 70s string driven Disco) based on 100% originals/self-played reworks of fave tracks and it’s a great workout for my production/writing/playing skills…Plus the money is surreal: I get 50% of the door if the capacity is over 90% full so on my date on Saturday I played a small club that holds 250 , charges £10 on the door for me and 2 support DJ/”Musicians “and it was full by 11:00.
Do the math and you’ll see it beats splitting $300 five ways for playing Sweet Home Alabama at Bubbas Botulism Grill in Downtown Poughkeepsie.. Plus you are surrounded by ecstatic 20 and 30 something who are lot easier on the eye than some of the “maturer” folk at Bubbas..
I did a sanity check and asked 15 or so download/fx button pushing DJs I know through my ferocious agent and all concurred: they are definitely “musicians” as far as they are concerned although none of them can play anything
Anyhoo, it now seems that saying a “I’m musician” makes you a musician even if your only musical skill is breaking wind in D flat… And you wasted all that time learning how to play the solo in Hotel California…
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