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I'd rather get kicked in the crotch than (fill in the blank)

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Shuster, Sep 5, 2019.

  1. ClashCityTele

    ClashCityTele Tele-Afflicted

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    ...pay £55,000 for one bottle of beer.
     
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    ... than listen to anything shred metal from the 80s.
     
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    I think they're dancing in waltz time.
     
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    You just wanna show off them new steel toed boots, doncha? :lol::lol:
     
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    Getting stabbed in the crotch
     
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    Actually, I'd like to.
    Then I could... kick him in the crotch.
     
  7. Jim622

    Jim622 Friend of Leo's Silver Supporter

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    There's a story here. Give it.
     
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    I’ve seen him, twice.
    I have not met him.
    Big guy.
    He lives, or lived here.
     
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    Just get the thing taken out
     
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    The stories you're likely imagining are far more interesting than the true one. It was a sport-related accident.
     
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  11. Shuster

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    Brother, I had to look that one up, not sure if this is the Beast you're talking about, but it's funny none the less:lol::lol::lol:

    The Nuge
    The Nuge or "The Wild Nuge" is a creature which was first found in the forrests of Pennsylvania. The Nuge is a plant eater which thrives solely on the cannabus plant. The Nuge is also very hyper-active due to the large amount of THC in it's brain. It is not yet known when, where, or how this creature was formed but some Nugologist suggest that this creature maybe some kind of cross between A Dunna and a cannabus plant. Although Nuge's are almost harmless they may attack if a strong scent of marijuana is surrounding ones body. Also worth noting is the Nuge's rapping ability; don't be suprised if you hear A Nuge rhyming or flowiing down the hall. But in the end it should be known that a Nuge is a Nuge and will always be a Nuge.,,, LMAO!!!
     
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    Whuuuddd?

    Nuge obsession:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Soooo, as long as you are vomiting blood you would prefer to listen to an entire ABBA album. Interesting, I respect your kink good sir!
     
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    Than listen to the “rap” section of Wango Tango (oh yes there is) on an endless loop.


     
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    Thanks!! Now I feel like a total dork! Duh!!!! Mine's still funnier:D
     
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    I know you said you never met him...but I still bet he smells bad...like the BO of someone who just doesn't care.
     
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    Watch an Alabama football game.
     
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    I’d rather get kicked in the crotch, than..

    Endure a millennial’s smug sense of superiority, simply because they were effectively born with some sort of computer in their hands.

    If that offends anyone, I sort of (not really) apologize.
     
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    How thoughtless. Without those with a computer in their hands we would never have had the wagon wheel, or baloney, or, uh, lemme see here, just look that up.… Never mind.
     
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