I would like this for christmas

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Bones, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. Davecam48

    Davecam48 Friend of Leo's Ad Free Member

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    No but they taste like crocodile which tastes like chicken.
     
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    According to the ad copy, "The Avenging Narwhal is a narwhal that was teased by penguins and won't take it anymore!"

    Those pesky penguins...
     
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    Are you a drummer?
     
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    Actually the Narwhal is the sweetest & most wonderful animal in the whole wide world.
    the penguins too, btw.
    it is only the unicorn that makes them evil. as soon as they grow that horn they become real ****** and get aggressively angry.
    I've seen it happen to other animals - same story. trust me.
    a univibe helps to calm 'em down.
     

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    Are you sure you don't want this instead. They say that cats love it!!!
     

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    Thanks for making me smile Bones.

    Big-time smile.
     
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    You make candles out of the Blubber.
     
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    Surely everyone knows narwhals don't eat penguins? :eek: :rolleyes:

































    They can't get the wrappers off!

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