I Want This...

I don't think Torren has bulls.

 

This might be a cheaper option and it seems they deliver.

 

The moderators wrinkle their brows in puzzlement, not sure on which grounds to delete that post or shut down the thread:

“That’s not exactly nudity...hmmm...kind of androgynous...”

 

This is really funny stuff!

 

It is a way to attract men with fetishes to get them off the street. I mean, if you have a thing for cows and you see that baby from 1/4 mile away; you'd probably run the length.

 

Ahhh, there's nothing like inexplicable weirdness. I live for that sort of thing. I'd love to have that, and pull it behind my car with a life sized Ronald McDonald figure riding the faux cow (faux caux?).

 

Looks like a great moving target for shooting practice to me, but then again who would tow it around for me to shoot at it?

 

As I think about it more, it might just be considered art in the Humboldt area.

Just sayin'

 

Trust me......

They're not as much fun as they look......

A friend told me...

[EDIT]

Whoops I just found out what it's supposed to be for....never mind....

 

I was thinking it was for collecting..................samples.

 

"battery legs"

I'm at a loss for words

 

That the words and idea of "his desire for the plastic cow" can make their way into reality, that's something.

 

I'd suggest steering clear of that. At least keep your distance...road apples and all.

 

...with a stampede of horney bison in close pursuit.

 

I met my wife in the random hookups section of CL.
You gotta problem widdat?

If @Torren61 is attracted to (plastic) cows in bondage, who are we to judge?

 

Nope, no judging, no problem. I once bought an old outboard motor even though I didn’t own a boat. I thought it would be a fun thing to have as dorm room decor in college. It was fun to start it up in the room, clamped up to the bunk bed frames. Vintage outboard containing pre-mix fuel running in a dorm room = sticking it to the man.

No one even noticed or commented on it, though.