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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Bones, Sep 14, 2019.
I appears to be a small family he ate a few hours earlier.
My " original " joke comes from my age. When asked either my birthdate( 10/6/1947 ) or age( 71 ) my reply is " I 'm 71, but I'm very immature for my age ", it never fails to get a laugh. It's MY joke!
Tell that joke to a NYC cop and they might get it but still not laugh...
(Because not only 9-11 but also when searching suspects they always ask if there are any sharps)
Don't ask me how I know.
I'm told that as a toddler I got asked my age frequently and it was always changing, so my Mother told me to answer with my birth date.
Then she heard me tell an old lady to fall down.
When questioned WRT what I had said, I answered more completely that "I was born on fall down, I mean knocked over 30th, 1959".
Cop: Have anything in sharp in your pockets?
Me: Just some Wisconsin Cheddar.
Cop: Shots Fired! Suspect Down!
Sorry RJ, but you Really need to keep your day job
Followed by: "mic drop!"
I got one.
Do you like fish sticks?
If I meet someone from Wisconsin should I ask if all the cheese jokes grate?