I Think I Wrote an Original Joke Today

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Bones, Sep 14, 2019.

  1. Bones

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    We were in Central Park with Yuki today and some tourists from Wisconsin stopped and wanted to meet him.

    He went right ahead and stuck his nose in one lady's purse and I said "oh, he's after your cheese!", the lady replied "sorry we didn't bring any cheese" and I said "Oh that's right, no SHARP objects on the plane!" They all laughed their butts off like I was Jerry Seinfeld. my Katie said 'did you just make that up off the top of your head ?' and I was like"I believe I did".

    maybe you had to be there or from Wisconsin, but in that moment, it was hysterical.

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  2. d barham

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    Good one. It's always nice when a flash of brilliance happens in the presence of witnesses. Yuki is a gifted impressionist too.
     
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    Youre on your way to the Comedy Cellar.
     
  4. getbent

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    grate joke!
     
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    HaHa!....is that the Yuki statue about the dog in the Richard Gere film? Where is that? That was a touching story.
    edit.....the Richard Gere film was "Hachi".
     
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    I believe that is a statue of the husky Balto, to celebrate the sled dogs that helped bring antitoxin to Nome during the diphtheria outbreak in 1925.
     
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    :lol: good one!
     
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    so cheddar??

    as for Balto... look up Togo
     
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    Maybe she had a pair of panties in her purse
     
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    I didn't know your dog posed for that statue.
     
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    I don't get it....

    ....but I've lived in Wisconsin my whole life, so I guess it makes sense... ;)
     
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    How Yuki posed so perfectly is probably more impressive than your joke...:)
     
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    :) A sharp wit.
     
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    Good joke, but kind of cheesy.
     
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    ...don't quit your day job...
     
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    This is the best cheese joke:

     
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  18. Shuster

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    Cool Joke Bones,sorta;),,, now could you explain what is crawling out of the statue's butt??,,,lol
     
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    My cheese jokes are stil-
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  20. BigDaddyLH

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    I came up with a Dad Joke:

    When's the best time to see a dentist?

    2:30 (Tooth-hurty)

    ... but I can't imagine I'm the first to think of it.
     
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