I LURK NO LONGER!!

gimmeatele

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Hello all, long time lurker and Tele owner since 2011...well, Cabronita owner since 2011 and Telecaster owner for about a week.

Based in Doncaster, UK and very much a sofa player, though a couple of friends are talking about playing something in the same room since we've all spend a goodly chunk of lockdown with instruments on our knees.

Well, except for the drummer. That would be silly.
Welcome, I lived yon side of Bawtry at Blyth for a few years, Donny was my second home. Glad you stopped lurking and joined the fun
 

41144

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10 years in the shadows eh .... suitable case for Mulder and Scully ;)

Welcome, this is a great place for knowledge and, quite often from these shores, amusement .... even bemusement at times :)
 

SGE1967

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Welcome aboard, SG! Let's see some pictures of those Teles.
Will post the Cabronita when she comes home (or I find a "before" pic somewhere), but here's the pimped out Playa!
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Sparky2

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(A rainy afternoon in South Yorkshire.)


SGE1967: Do come in and join us, Mr. Bond. It’s so rare that we have guests here. This is indeed a pleasure. Let me have your raincoat.

James Bond: Thank you. And if I may be so bold, you are…?

SGE1967: I’m SGE1967, though you may know me better as…..

James Bond: Lurker. Yes, we have been aware of your activities for nearly ten years now.

SGE1967: I sincerely doubt that, 007. The methods of MI-6 are clumsy and slow. My operation is sophisticated and highly secretive.

James Bond: But you are right here in the phone book. See? Lurker, Sofa Player, Doncaster, Yorkshire, DN1.

SGE1967: You are having me on then. I’m in the phone book?

James Bond: Yes, right here between Lurch and Lex Luthor.

SGE1967: Well, be that as it may. Please have a seat, anywhere, and then we can discuss business.

James Bond: It’s hard to know where to sit. You have so many couches

SGE1967: Please, Mr. Bond. These are sofas, not couches. I am Lurker after all, the infamous Master Sofa Player of the dark underworld.

James Bond: Right, I must argue then. That over there is a sofa, admittedly. And that houndstooth jobbie beyond that as well. But this here is a couch.

SGE1967: They are sofas. All of them, sofas.

James Bond: The one you are seated in, it’s a loveseat at best!!

SGE1967: You are stalling for time, 007. What’s your game, exactly? Are there a platoon of Commandos beyond that door, ready to break in at your utterance of a secret code word via a tiny electronic transmitter located in the heel of your shoe?

James Bond: No, it’s just me, and I have no code words or transmitters. I was out for a drive, and I thought I would drop in for a visit, to see what’s shaking in the North country.

SGE1967: Are you in the Aston Martin DB5 today?

James Bond: No, sadly it’s a Ford Taurus.

SGE1967: Is it the SHO edition at least, 365 hp twin-turbocharged?

James Bond: No. Base model. Four cylinder, 2.0 Liter EcoBoost.

SGE1967: That’s tragic. Times are that hard down there in the Civil Service?

James Bond: It’s worse than that. The car is from the motor pool, and I have to have it back to Q Branch by four directly.

SGE1967: Well, we had better get down to business then. Would you like a drink, perhaps?

James Bond: I thought you would never ask! Would you happen to have a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred, at precisely -7º Centigrade?

SGE1967: No. I only have some Boddingtons beers. And one or two Newcastles.

James Bond: That’ll have to do. I would be grateful for a Newcastle, and maybe a sandwich. I’m famished.

SGE1967: I haven’t been to the market yet today. I do have some Walkers crisps. I only opened the bag yesterday.

James Bond: That would be delightful.

SGE1967: Do you mind if we retire to the kitchen table then? I wouldn’t want to get crumbs and beers stains on any of my sofas, couches, or loveseats.

James Bond: A messy proposition indeed.

SGE 1967: Exactly!

;)


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Rockinvet

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Ah ha! Welcome from another former lurker. You’ll be glad you joined. So much valuable information.
 

stormsedge

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(A rainy afternoon in South Yorkshire.)


SGE1967: Do come in and join us, Mr. Bond. It’s so rare that we have guests here. This is indeed a pleasure. Let me have your raincoat.

James Bond: Thank you. And if I may be so bold, you are…?

SGE1967: I’m SGE1967, though you may know me better as…..

James Bond: Lurker. Yes, we have been aware of your activities for nearly ten years now.

SGE1967: I sincerely doubt that, 007. The methods of MI-6 are clumsy and slow. My operation is sophisticated and highly secretive.

James Bond: But you are right here in the phone book. See? Lurker, Sofa Player, Doncaster, Yorkshire, DN1.

SGE1967: You are having me on then. I’m in the phone book?

James Bond: Yes, right here between Lurch and Lex Luthor.

SGE1967: Well, be that as it may. Please have a seat, anywhere, and then we can discuss business.

James Bond: It’s hard to know where to sit. You have so many couches

SGE1967: Please, Mr. Bond. These are sofas, not couches. I am Lurker after all, the infamous Master Sofa Player of the dark underworld.

James Bond: Right, I must argue then. That over there is a sofa, admittedly. And that houndstooth jobbie beyond that as well. But this here is a couch.

SGE1967: They are sofas. All of them, sofas.

James Bond: The one you are seated in, it’s a loveseat at best!!

SGE1967: You are stalling for time, 007. What’s your game, exactly? Are there a platoon of Commandos beyond that door, ready to break in at your utterance of a secret code word via a tiny electronic transmitter located in the heel of your shoe?

James Bond: No, it’s just me, and I have no code words or transmitters. I was out for a drive, and I thought I would drop in for a visit, to see what’s shaking in the North country.

SGE1967: Are you in the Aston Martin DB5 today?

James Bond: No, sadly it’s a Ford Taurus.

SGE1967: Is it the SHO edition at least, 365 hp twin-turbocharged?

James Bond: No. Base model. Four cylinder, 2.0 Liter EcoBoost.

SGE1967: That’s tragic. Times are that hard down there in the Civil Service?

James Bond: It’s worse than that. The car is from the motor pool, and I have to have it back to Q Branch by four directly.

SGE1967: Well, we had better get down to business then. Would you like a drink, perhaps?

James Bond: I thought you would never ask! Would you happen to have a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred, at precisely -7º Centigrade?

SGE1967: No. I only have some Boddingtons beers. And one or two Newcastles.

James Bond: That’ll have to do. I would be grateful for a Newcastle, and maybe a sandwich. I’m famished.

SGE1967: I haven’t been to the market yet today. I do have some Walkers crisps. I only opened the bag yesterday.

James Bond: That would be delightful.

SGE1967: Do you mind if we retire to the kitchen table then? I wouldn’t want to get crumbs and beers stains on any of my sofas, couches, or loveseats.

James Bond: A messy proposition indeed.

SGE 1967: Exactly!

;)


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Outstanding. Made my morning! :)
 

Ronkirn

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UK and very much a sofa player

IS that a thing in the UK?? What is the Sofa made of.. can it breathe? Is it reliced. . what's that puppy weight? ?? :p

Welcome to the forum ... Plug it, put the beer in the 'fridge and rock on..

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