I Just Want to Fit In ...

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  1. John Owen

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    Eat more bacon.
     
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    I'm thinking of switching to room temperature tap water, but only if I can figure out how to do it unironically.
     
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    Doesn't sound like as much fun as more bacon but your cardiologist would probably rate that as a smarter choice.
     
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    I think Ron Jeremy said it best, 'if you want to fit in, fit in'
     
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    You just described the cruelty of life, in one concise tale:D
     
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  8. kafka

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    The cruel irony of life is that we're never loved for what we want to be loved for. We're basically all just bacon. We're only appreciated for how we can be consumed.
     
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    No idea. But I’ll sell all my previous posts to anyone who can show me how. I have an embarrassingly high amount for the short time I’ve been here. Not proud. :oops:
     
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    This can be a real dilemma, when you're reading a Miata thread.
     
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    just in the one.
     
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    Good pair of cargo shorts and a book on applied physics.
     
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    I just want to fit in... to size 34 jeans again.

     
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    To stop caring.

    This might result in the removal of something which is blocking you from fitting in, resulting in your fitting in better.

    It might not.

    It certainly will solve this matter.

    Or change what you care about - care about other people, not about what they think of you. This will also solve the matter.

    There's a magic formula which goes, instead of figuring out how you can use other people's attention to get good feelings about yourself, figure out how you can use your attention to other people to create good feelings for them. What this does to you is the magic part.
     
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