I just invented a game changer for guitarists...

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  1. telemnemonics

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    Guitar mounted smartphone dock and an app for your FX and amp sim plus bluetooth to the board.
    I've mentioed that here before and no takers.
    Sorry dude!
     
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    detachable penis?.... been done before.....:rolleyes::D

     
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  3. telemnemonics

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    ...time for some molotov **** tales...
     
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  4. skunqesh

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    maybe I'm easily impressed, but fresh strings are a total game changer. for me.
     
  5. kbold

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    Whatever you do don't tell us what it is. We're having too much fun guessing.

    I know! A pressure sensitive film on the neck, which controls volume or gain??
    An inflatable travel guitar with inbuilt muff?
    A pedal that cheers and claps wildly every time you stop playing?
     
  6. Mouth

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    Guitarumbrella.
     
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    I’ve heard of people getting suspended. Heck, some folks have been banned completely. But removing your schlong sounds pretty harsh.
     
  8. TheGoodTexan

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    You’ve figured out how to 3D print a good sound man?
     
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    If your idea is amazing, before you find an engineer essentially at random on a forum, you need a well written non-disclosure agreement. Otherwise, that idea could not be yours in very short order.
     
  10. Engine Swap

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    Homer's Dream Invention...

     
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  11. Allan Allan

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    "This man completely changed the game for guitar! Doctors hate him"

    This is attention grabbing clickbait with no substance. Basically the same as OP's post.

    If you have a good idea share it, if you don't want to share it DON'T START A THREAD
     
  12. sloppychops

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    Man, I hope it's not the game changer idea that I have.
     
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  13. Matthias

    Matthias Friend of Leo's Gold Supporter

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    I invented a ladder with extendable supports when I was a kid. My dad thought it was rubbish. 20 years later, someone had the same idea, patented it and they’re in shops.

    Don’t ask my dad.
     
  14. brookdalebill

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    Strumbrella?
     
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    Are things really that bad in Illinois?
     
  16. Allan Allan

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    Are you familiar with the phrase "if everyone around you is a.... Dummy, You might be the dummy"?

    I might, potentially, be the problem.
     
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    Well played sir. Well played.
     
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  18. Allan Allan

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    Maybe OP invented the one finger power cord. The Richie Blackmore one...oh, nevermind.
     
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    While you‘re at it please design an amp that is connected to the internet and has infinitely downloadable tones and a wireless guitar with a touchscreen fretboard that is connected to the amp via wifi signal. No strings, no pedals, no cables, no 100 guitars, just instant access to any tone imaginable. Provides that a digital analog guitar sounds indistinguishable from an electric guitar. Let me know
     
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    "It’s the R&D and other financing that is out of reach."

    Plan on around $30K for the patent.
     
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