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I Had To Discipline My Wife...

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by Torren61, Dec 31, 2020.

  1. Diytelecaster

    Diytelecaster Tele-Meister

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    Leave just a dribble of milk in the carton. Or just dust in the bottom of the cereal box.
     
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    This whole thread reminds me of one of my favourite jokes:

    “My wife just used the word ‘mansplaining’ wrong, and now I don’t know what to do!”
     
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    The secret to the glitter bomb lies in making a good seal. Use the edge of the glue stick to apply a bead around 1/4" in from each side edge of the tp and start halfway back from a perforation, spanning two sheets. Lay the glitter, not too thick, between the glue seams and re-roll the tp.
    You can easily get two tablespoons of glitter in without any obvious deformation of the tp.
     
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    Agreed. Totally
     
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    Torren61, he was one of the good ones, He’ll be missed
     
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    no wifi in the doghouse?
     
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    You think he’ll get that far?
     
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    @Torren61 has not come back to this thread. I wonder if his "punishment" did not work out for him. :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Cruel!
     
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    Nice Sparky. For some inexplicable reason I read it in its entirety. Now put your little pointy hat back on and return to your corner.
     
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    My favorite joke: 'Mansplaining' is just an 'old wives' tale'.
     
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    If you are going to bottom wrap a toilet roll as punishment at least glue a plastic spider to it. :lol:
     
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    As I've said many times, I'm so glad I am divorced.
     
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    I have had some old wife's tail.

    It's always enjoyable.

    :)
     
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    Cruel. Funny as all get out, but cruel. :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    You need to get some of this:

    shit begone.jpg
     
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    Recycled Toilet Paper.jpg or this: recycled!?
     
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    I remember Dear Abby said once that the column that generated the most responses from readers was whether the TP should be put on top wrapped or bottom wrapped.
     
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    So it's not just me. We go through a roll a day and it's just myself and my wife. I probably use about 10% of that roll. What is it with women and toilet paper? I keep a spare roll on the toilet tank. If my wife is the one who finishes off/empties the roll, she never puts the new roll on the holder; just starts the new roll and leaves it sitting on the empty roll. I bite my tongue. It could be worse.

    She's easy to live with, not a jealous b!tch like the first wife and never says anything if I buy a new guitar. She likes to camp and fish. She's a reader like me. She likes to garden.

    She would still be happy if we had to live in a one-room cabin with no electricity, no running water, wood heat and an outhouse. This was our 15th new Year's Day together.
     
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