I, for one, welcome our new Washington Commanders

[tubedude]

Spoken like a multi-generational Pittsburgher....

Well done sir.

True praise, coming from someone living in a city that can't keep their busses from falling through the roadway.

And has the dubious distinction of being the home of Iron City, one of the most toxic beers on earth.

 

[oatsoda]

Commandos would have been better...

Except all the "going commando" jokes....

Yeah, but now you got commander one-hander jokes.

 

[Colo Springs E]

wait, and they are still changing it?

They failed to consult with lostventure of internet fame. That's gonna come back and bite 'em.

 

[getbent]

I’d have no issue if all teams were just called by their city name. But to me it’s not a big thing except with things like the Colts and other teams that moved and kept the same mascot name

the beautiful irony of the lakers and the jazz brings mirth.

 

[getbent]

You'd fit right in here in Pittsburgh...

John Gorka - Grand Larceny​

Walter Tucker was arrested for receiving stolen goods
That he got from his cousin who's a common neighborhood
They Pittsburgh-pawned the instrument that the perpetrator stole
Walter said they spilit the cash but denies a larger role

Walter'd never been arrested so I doubt he'll do the time
But the cousin had a record that seemed to chain his life to crime
"I never should have trusted him" Walter of his cousin said
Now the face and fingers are on file and there's judges in his head

{Chorus}
Grand larceny, grand larceny
It's what you you get away with and who you can deceive
Pittsburgh has the Steelers and the Pirates and the Thieves

It happened in broad streetlight to an unsuspecting car
My wallet cash and valuables and yet-to-be-pawned guitar
I was fried enough inside to want to leave my tools behind
It was a massive temporary shortage of the mind

From a diner after midnight to the parking lot to see
There was just a pile of window where the ride home used to be

{Chorus}
It was my first night in Pittsburgh
And I know I will return
But I won't forget the welcome
That the outlaws let me earn

 

[Turtleneck]

Cleveland Steamers for the win.

 

[Willie Johnson]

War-something seems like kind of a miss; War Council, War Party, Warmongers, etc.

 

[maxvintage]

Dan Snyder is just a jerk: what they need is a new owner

 

[maxvintage]

Not the monuments, there being taken down also. The Swampers would be great for Lousyanna though.

I can assure you there are plenty of monuments in DC and more going up all the time

 

[BobbyMac]

I've suggested it before, but I like the name Washington Foreskins...

 

[Nightclub Dwight]

And has the dubious distinction of being the home of Iron City, one of the most toxic beers on earth.

Seriously, Iron City beer is so bad I wouldn't pour it down my worst enemy's sewer out of respect for the plumbing!