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I dream of the day...

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by ricardo1912, Jan 21, 2021.

  1. ricardo1912

    ricardo1912 Friend of Leo's

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    When I can eat three hobnob biscuits and not need to get the vacuum cleaner

    I can fix something with superglue and not get it on my fingers.

    Over to you...
     
  2. 985plowboy

    985plowboy Friend of Leo's

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    Perhaps there is a way to eat the biscuits after having used the superglue. No crumbs on the floor.

    But seriously, what is a hobnob biscuit?
     
  3. ricardo1912

    ricardo1912 Friend of Leo's

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    Hobnobs are crunchy, crumbly oat cookies. Sorry, didn't realise it was a UK thing.
     
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    TC6969 Friend of Leo's

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    Solder without burning a hole in something important. (Couch, leg, etc)
     
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    Dereksys38 Tele-Meister

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    Microwave oatmeal WITHOUT having to clean up all the spillover once it's done:eek:
     
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    I guess the Hobnob Biscuit is the UK equivalent of a Nature Valley granola bar.
     
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    Complete a pickup swap without having to reverse the negative
    which are now out of phase.

    And not spill spaghetti sauce on any shirt I have on.
     
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    I can drink the first vodka tonic without spilling a drop or having to get a vacuum cleaner...
     
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    Do a project and not have any cold solder joints ~
     
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    Not spill coffee on Mrs' tablecloth (which is becoming a daily thing).
     
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    Spend a day without having to switch between two to three pairs of glasses.
     
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    When all drummers consistently demonstrate finesse and can make appropriate contributions to the dynamics necessary for interesting arrangements.
     
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    That I retire.
     
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    I "liked" this three times in support of your effort. :)
     
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    Or getting it all over my fingers......;)
    (applies to the third or fourth vodka tonic as well)
     
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    I dream of the day that I finally sit down in my chair, get comfortable, the one or more dogs won't decide to stand by the door asking out.
     
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    Play a passably decent jazz chord-melody with a bassline and a solo.

    Honorable mention: When I can play jazz meaningfully at all.
     
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    Hobnobs...

    Retire...

    You guys have pretty much covered my dreams.
     
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