How not to sell a guitar.

Discussion in 'Other Guitars, other instruments' started by Donny Osmond fan, Oct 20, 2019.

  1. Donny Osmond fan

    Donny Osmond fan Tele-Holic

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    How not to sell a guitar look. I copied the text he put with the guitar. :lol:
    October 20, 2017.

    RGT42DX...
    I want it known that I tried, I mean really tried, to sell this guitar. I took it out of the case, shot pics, and researched the price to sell on Reverb. Then, I played it again. It is THE best playing guitar ever made, anywhere, at any price. It sounds like angels trumpeting. It feels like liquid silk. It even smells like jasmine on a dewy spring morning, with rabbits, deer, and songbirds frolicking in the grassy fields. When I open the case, the clouds part, and a single ray of golden sunshine strikes the guitar, causing the stars to align, and peace to reign in the hearts of all people. So, I guess I'm not selling it.

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  2. BigDaddyLH

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    To wife: I tried to sell it, but there were no takers.
     
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    nojazzhere Poster Extraordinaire

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    I wouldn't want the responsibility of owning a guitar like that.....I just want to play music, not change the course of the world or affect the natural order of mankind.
     
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    Was it a social media post or an ad?

    CP.
     
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    I almost typed LOL

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    I would just like to know what the guy is smoking.
     
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    A post.
     
  8. Donny Osmond fan

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    He must have smoked it a few years ago. Old post.
     
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  9. 985plowboy

    985plowboy Friend of Leo's

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    If I were trying to not sell a guitar that's how I'd do it.
     
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    Wait a minute - you posted the text from every PRS resale ad everywhere but then posted a picture of an Ibanez...
     
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    I recall driving 90 miles to look at a guitar from an ad by the same guy.

    It was obviously a dorm room guitar with a player that had huge anger issues and a room without humidity.
     
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    if anyone does buy it - be sure to wipe it down. just sayin
     
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