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How do you wanna die?

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by braveheart, Aug 20, 2020.

  1. cravenmonket

    cravenmonket Tele-Holic

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    Hahahaha sounds like NYPD. Sometimes it seems like the role of the NYPD is to make sure they never have to be responsible for ever helping anyone ever.

    I've never been that helpless in NY, thank god. But I have certainly needed guidance on my London Underground escapades and I was always aided with kindness and discretion. Too many times, perhaps, but you're only 19 once... thank you, London Transport.

    On a different note, 16 whiskies at a Manhattan bar must have cost you well over $100!
     
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    Heart attack at the Bunny Ranch.
     
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    in 1979, it was not that expensive... but, I ain't gonna lie, I don't remember... I remember being at the end of the line in brooklyn and then sleeping in battery park...
     
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    if ya go while you sleeping. you might not ever wake up.
     
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    "How do you wanna die?"


    All the way.
     
  6. philpm

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    Don't care, as long as it's quick and painless.

    My daughter, on the other hand, wants to be eaten by a bear.
     
  7. EsquireOK

    EsquireOK Friend of Leo's

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    At 150, boning a 25 year old.
     
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    Finally realizing my life-long wish to be able to get up and fly like a bird....and then get shot out of the air during duck hunting season.
     
  9. soul-o

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    My friend Jim Mouradian died right after playing a show, Hr took his bass off, stepped outside before the encore, had a heart attack and didn’t have to load out his SVT. I think that’s a good way to go.
     
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  10. telestratosonic

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    Definitely this. I'm not a smoker but one cigarette shouldn't hurt me.
     
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    Didn't know he was gone, I used to go to the shop often looking for used parts and sometimes they just gave me stuff they didn't think they'd sell or install for customers.
     
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    idjster VERY grateful member Silver Supporter

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    I've been on my way there for quite some time now, as some people her know. I hope peacefully, with friends and family at my side, with my mind on my Creator.
     
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    On my 100th birthday I want to be shot by a 24 year old jealous husband. ( for valid reasons)
     
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    owing the IRS eleven million dollars
     
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    i think you have a song waiting to be written there
     
  16. braveheart

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  17. braveheart

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    Decapitation!
    A severed head continues to see for a few seconds after it separates from the body.
    That’s wicked cool.
     
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    How does the saying go again?.. Live Fast, Die Last! ;)
     
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    I don't drink or smoke anymore, but if I'm going to die anyway, what the hell!
     
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