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Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by tele-nova, Oct 26, 2020.
When your hair is too long?
When my mustache tickles my toes.
Or something like that...
Where is the hair that you are referencing?
If it's been more than five days since I clippered it
If you have to ask?
For me, when it can be pulled.
All 14 of mine are precious!
If you're married, you'll be informed.
If you're not married, you'll never know.
When it takes you 1/2 an hr to wash your hair, and another 1/2 an hr to get the tangles out, and in a 1/2 an hr from then you're spending another 1/2 hr getting the tangles out again > then repeat steps Personal exp here.
Too long for what?
When my wife tells me I need a haircut
Well, I almost cut my hair.
Happened just the other day
It's gettin' kind of long
I could've said it was in my way
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
And I feel like I owe it, yeah ... to someone, yeah
Well, must be because I had the flu this Christmas
Oh, yeah and I'm not feeling up to par
Oh, I tell you baby this increases my paranoia
Yeah, like looking in my mirror and seeing a police car
Well, well, I'm not, I'm not giving in an inch to fear
Well, you know I've promised myself this year
Well, I feel oh, like I owe it, I owe, I owe it to someone
Oh ... like I owe it to someone
Oh, yes when I get myself together
Yeah, you can find me in that sunny southern weather, yeah
I'm goin' to find a space inside a laugh, yes
Separate the wheat from some chaff
Oh, and I feel ...
Like I owe it, yeah ... to someone
If it starts bugging me, I cut it. If it doesn’t, then I don’t.
When it nears the middle of your back.
After hectic work schedule last fall and winter, then the plague, my hairs back to my shoulders.
Used to be almost to my butt before I cut it like 5 years back to get promoted.
My scalp is too weird to do real close cuts without circus recruiters coming around. From like 2.5" until its past your chin theres more effort than there should be. I was cool with about 2" and some pomade, but wife shot that down.
With it longish again, I barely have to do more than wash it and comb it when I get out of the shower. I do not miss the nonsense of fighting it when it was shorter. Next time I cut it, itll stay long enough to not require effort.
So that's my answer.
Short enough to require nonthought, little more with grease, or past the chin. Anything else requires more hair work than a grown adult male should have to allocate time to.
But if you dont have to ever leave the house, caveman it just to see what happens. ......
I used to keep my old bald head buzzed to about 3/8"-1/2". But my wife likes it longer, pretty easy wish to grant
Let’s just say this. If I knew how much I’d like having my head shaved completely bald, I would have been doing it since I was a kid.
When I get a little 'flip' behind my ears when wearing a baseball cap (which is about 100% of my waking hours). I hate those flips, and sometimes resort to buzzing them off with my electric shaver's sideburn trimmer...the only thing I use my electric razor for, by the way, don't like them.
I don't like any facial hair either, at least on me.
Right after I go to a barber for a haircut, my wife won't notice until I tell her that I had a haircut that day.
When you are thinking about your hair not guitars!
When I can no longer comb it with a towel...
I'm a once a decade haircut guy.... yeah, probably it's too long ..maybe..
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