How Do You Eat Goldfish Crackers?

[hawk620]

Under the watchful eyes of my granddaughters since I'd be stealing from their stash and I'm only allowed so many.

 

[Happy Enchilada]

You may now kiss the bride - like a horse eating an ice cream cone.

 

[archetype]

I haven't had goldfish in a number of years. But I remember when I was young being told it was "off-putting" how I ate animal crackers... head then limbs then body.

That's like I eat a marshmallow Peep rabbit. I bite off the ears, call it a Guinea Pig, then eat the rest.

 

[uriah1]

the robust ones
Take camping for late night munch

 

[tery]

One at a time.

 

[drf64]

One at a time. Unless I’m in a hurry.

 

[43mmNut]

What a funny question/post!
I like all the flavors and can eat several fishy's at a time. But I try to stay away those rascals- there are not the best thing for me, nutrition wise.

 

[johnny k]

I honestly thought nobody liked those things

 

[Chicago Matt]

I don't eat them myself, but my son, from an early age, pours them into a glass of milk and then eats with a spoon.

 

[tubedude]

Can't eat goldfish...seafood allergy.

 

[1293]

there is no crazy like nurse crazy. You are lucky to have survived.

I've spent a total of 3 weeks in the hospital this year. Nurses are awesome.

 

[Colo Springs E]

Are you a tail biter, a seam cracker, or do you just throw the whole thing in and crunch?

“the” whole thing? Do you mean one? Like, eating a singular goldfish cracker? Who does that??

Bruh. I pop 5-10 in my mouth at a time!

 

[Colo Springs E]

Dated a couple myself. I agree on both posts. Was engaged to one, but long story.

We got time!

 

[Tubedrt3000]

By the cart load. With an 8 & 6 yr old, these things are bought and gone in minutes. Nothing like getting up for work @ 5am and stepping on one that got away in the dark kitchen while trying to make coffee. Between Goldfish and Cheezits, I swear I'm in grade school again.

 

[Silent Otto]

one by one
with chopsticks
in a zen-like meditation

 

[getbent]

I've spent a total of 3 weeks in the hospital this year. Nurses are awesome.

Nurses at work are AMAZING and Angels. Dating nurses, try that and see if 3 weeks in the hospital is enough time to recover...

 

[Toto'sDad]

I'm afraid to eat even ONE goldfish cracker for fear I might like them. I got on a CHEEZ-IT kick a while back, got carried away, and bought a whole bunch of different flavors. I'm down to the last two boxes, and I'm SICK of those things! I'm too cheap to throw them away, my wife won't eat 'em, the dogs turn their nose up at them, so onward I soldier eating a handful of them at a time. I make them a nutritional snack by eating a half dozen or so Milk Duds along with them. Funny, I don't get tired of the Milk Duds.