RetroTeleRod
Poster Extraordinaire
1. Narrow and hairyThat depends. How wide are your feet? Do you wear shoes? Do you insist on getting second breakfast? Elevenses?
2. Yes, but I'm trying to kick the hobbit.
3. Always, but grits will do nicely.
4. Elevenses...or at least Elevense-thirties
(Thanks for having a good sense of humor.)