hot? try splooting

[BB]

"I'll be right back. I'm going to go take a heat dump."

What would it be called if someone or something sharted and splooted at the same time?

 

[ahiddentableau]

Wasn't there a band called "Mudhoney?"
And wasn't that based on the punchline from a filthy old joke?

I am very interested to hear this joke. I just did a quick search but I didn't get anything, perhaps because it's dirty enough to get picked up by filters?

 

[Fendereedo]

My dogs do that.

I've been damping my 2 down with wet towels for a few days now. They are also partial to their beloved doggy ice cream.

 

[Peegoo]

What would it be called if someone or something sharted and splooted at the same time?

"Splart?"

 

[johnny7]

I am too old to sploot!

 

[BB]

But, you're never to old to Splart!

 

[HoodieMcFoodie]

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That reminds me of a Monty Python song.

 

[effzee]

Somewhere along the timeline of human evolution we were given the choice between splooting (autocorrect doesn't like that word!) and sweating. I'm really glad our ancestors chose sweating

 

[effzee]

But, you're never to old to Splart!

Only the good sploot young

 

[posttoastie]

Go Ringo!

 

[effzee]

Right in time:

City tells New Yorkers: don’t panic about ‘splooting’ squirrels

Yes, it’s a real word. Here’s the science (and etymology) behind it

www.theguardian.com

 

[Informal]

What would it be called if someone or something sharted and splooted at the same time?

Clearly that would be a SplooPoo

 

[BB]

Has anyone ever had a Shih Tzu that Splarted or had a bad SplooPoo?

 

[MarkieMark]

I've been doing it wrong-
But it was so hot middle of the week I: