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Hold me closer, Tony Danza

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by USian Pie, Jan 21, 2021.

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    Jameel don’t like it.
     
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    As the choir sings at the beginning of that Rolling Stones song...
    "You can't always get a chihuahua ".
     
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    One friend heard the Cher song "Gypsies Tramps and Thieves" as "Bees Bees Traveling Bees."

    A different friend heard a later line in the song as "every night the men would come around and lay that monkey down."
     
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    i'm your tony danza
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    tony is all that i do
     
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    Not a song but the first time I entered a Moe’s Southwest Grill I thought they were yelling “lock and load”. (Welcome to Moe’s)
     
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    Misheard Pearl Jam lyrics may be low-hanging fruit, but this still makes me laugh.
     
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    My sister in law thought Mellencamp’s “Little Pink Houses” was “Itty Bitty Cows for you and me”.
     
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    Can’t let this go any farther without posting this classic:

     
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    For years whenever I heard the Billy Idol song Eyes Without a Face, I always heard "pass here softly now" whenever the chorus would come around. I have no idea what that would have to do with the rest of the song. Turns out what is being said is "les yeux sans visage" which is french for eyes without a face.

     
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    Nobody mentioned the Kiss standard "I wanna rock and roll all night...and part of every day!"
     
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    "...I will choose a bathysphere, I will choose freewill!" and "...her mind is stiff and she twisted, she got the first-aid expense..." Rush and The Eagles, baby...years as a classic rock DJ, I've heard some really strange ones come in on the request lines
     
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    Billy really kicks 'em in the a** (Never figured out who Billy was).
     
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    Dave Edmunds "Playin' with the queen of farts"


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    I always thought in CCR Down On the Corner he sang "you don't need a pinhead just to hang around". It was on the radio one day and my mate said "what's a pinhead?" And i thought I was the only one who'd misheard it.

    Also let's not forget Paperbag Writer.
     
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