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"Hi ya tuts...."

Discussion in 'Bad Dog Cafe' started by burntfrijoles, Apr 17, 2021.

  1. burntfrijoles

    burntfrijoles Poster Extraordinaire

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    Is there a better way to introduce yourself to a lady?

    (Sorry, I just channel surfed trough the Three Stooges )
     
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    How about, "Hi ya, Toots!" :)

    Do you want to meet girls, or mummies?
     
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    "My name is beautiful - you're burntfrijoles" .
     
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    burntfrijoles Poster Extraordinaire

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    :lol: I was spelling it by how I hear Moe or Curly saying it. Toots looks like it has an oo sound..similar to a fart. "Did you toot?"
     
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    As opposed to a “u”?
     
  6. burntfrijoles

    burntfrijoles Poster Extraordinaire

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    Okay, okay... let's not quibble about the original intent. :lol:
    Were the Classy classic or not?
     
  7. Manual Slim

    Manual Slim Friend of Leo's

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    Without quibbling the site will dry up!
    Anyway, big Three Stooges fan here. Now I’m kinda craving a Tutsie Pop.
     
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    Owa'yadooin'... seems to work in Joisey... (from what I've been told)
     
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    George Carlin’s monologue about the seven words you can’t say on TV comes to mind...

    “T—ts, meet Toots. T—ts, Toots. Toots, T—ts.”
     
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    burntfrijoles Poster Extraordinaire

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    oh well, "you say tomayto, I say tomahto"

    It's still the best way to impress a woman!
     
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    Dames hate that, you knucklehead.

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    You could say “I lost my number, can I have yours?”

    Or you can use the line I dropped on my now wife of 27 years. “Gogo dancing is coming back. Gogo or go home”. Hey, it worked 100% of the time.
     
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    Oh, so you’re a wise guy, huh?
     
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    One of my golfing buddies. In fact it's the brother-in-law to my longest running golfing pal saw a girl he hadn't seen since he was sixteen, and she was thirteen. He's now 57! He saw her, recognized her, and came out with; How would you like to spend the rest of your life beautiful? She said, I'd like to spend it with you! That was two weekends ago. They got married Tuesday!

    She had NEVER married doesn't have any kids, and looks as if she must have lived in a time capsule for at least a third of her life. She is quite beautiful, and is slim and trim. My buddy makes a ton of money, so much so you wouldn't believe it if I told you how much. She's got her own money. They genuinely seem to be trying desperately to make up for lost time. I sincerely hope this against all odds turns out super good for both of them!
     
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    Curly: Ay Moe, look, it’s da noyses, on the boat from Joysee, (rubs hands together) nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

    Moe: Show some respect, these dames can help us (slaps Curly’s head in the back loudly)

    Curly: oomph, aaah, humph, why I oughta!
     
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    why i oughta!
     
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    You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit....but you look more like her stepfather.

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