Snow is cool in my book.
Oh hell yes. I'm 56 and it takes me 2-5 hours (non-stop, no breaks) to shovel my driveway. I've never done the math, but probably moving many thousands of pounds of snow ~10 feet. You want to have a heart attack in no time flat? Get one of these here, "Manplows". I got one and I tell you what, try pushing this around with anything but the lightest, fluffiest kind of snow and you'll be face down in a snowbank in 5 minutes.
Also, no joke, this is the warning label on mine (friggin California).
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Oh hell yes. I'm 56 and it takes me 2-5 hours (non-stop, no breaks) to shovel my driveway. I've never done the math, but probably moving many thousands of pounds of snow ~10 feet. You want to have a heart attack in no time flat? Get one of these here, "Manplows". I got one and I tell you what, try pushing this around with anything but the lightest, fluffiest kind of snow and you'll be face down in a snowbank in 5 minutes.
Also, no joke, this is the warning label on mine (friggin California).
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If "Manplow" is ingested...call a coroner, FFS!
Yeah, the crap he does in the video is a good way to have a heart attack. It is much much harder on you than it looks. The manplow is only good for pushing 1-2 inches of light, fluffy stuff off to the side. Anything more or wet, packy snow and it is useless. You go about 1.5 feet and you're pushing 200 pounds of snow like a little Mack truck, just digging in with your feet, leaning 45 degrees forward, running for momentum and man, you hit a crack/seam in the driveway concrete = insta-stop, and that handle rams you in the gut "Hoooaaauumpf". Holy ___! No warning on the label about that though! If it is light enough, I use the manplow to push it to the sides and "gather" it up, then shovel that off the rest of the way.That looks like a pain in the butt for deep snow
The way the guy does it in the video looks super inefficient, having to chop up a large pile only to move it a foot and repeat
Hey hey, give him a break. It's cold! Maybe that snow was just swimming a minute ago.I hate to sound like my ex, but that don't look like 14 inches to me...
How far is too far? It's not the depth of the snow that matters, it's......... Nah, better not.
When they mow!...if it totally covers your body when you stroke out and fall dead in it. They won't find you until June!
I was gonna say...if it totally covers your body when you stroke out and fall dead in it. They won't find you until June!
Pffft ... wussy temps. Presently -27°C here. We're expecting 25+cm for Monday. About time ! I wanna snowboard something else than hard packed machine made snow.We're just freezing our asses off here. Currently -18C/0F.
That’s really cool. Not a punNext big snow...I'm decorating my yard...like so...
...and I'm putting them right where the snow-mobilers cut a path through the front of my yard and pack the snow at the already difficult and icy (snow plow deposits) end of my driveway.
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When they mow!
I cannot switch off my terrible joke mode tonight..."Sppffflllllaaaaat...kashtchunk!" "What was that Martha?"
Oh man, my ex-gf would not be amused at that one, that is how her father died. Serious, the mower part. Big riding mower turned over on him.
Haha, I hear ya. Some days I just get in a mood too, and forget some folks don't appreciate my humor...at all.I cannot switch off my terrible joke mode tonight...
I'm going to walk away before I get fired.